昭君出塞英语剧本第二稿.docx

Zhaojun Outside the Frontier 昭君出塞 剧本：秦艺文注：上台先自我介绍每个人的身份或者身上佩戴着牌子，以便观众辨认演员表：昭君：武高翔 皇帝：黄一苇 大臣： 刘诗阳 使者：周佳玲 (穿正装) 旁白：ting 侍卫 1：万琳 美女 ：Jency 刺客 1：秦艺文（我们还需要一个刺客和一个侍卫，单于和 hello kitty ，太监 初步希望 bush 客串单于，sky 客串侍卫2，蔡安康客串 hellokitty，曹正聪客串刺客 2太监未定Zhaojun Outside the Frontier 昭君出塞Action：第一幕：(voice over):A you Know the story of zhaojun. But, have you ever doubt about the truth of this story? When the year of fifty-four BC. The chief of xiongnu in ancient China called huhanxie was beaten by his brother. So, he decided to move southward outside Great Wall to build the friendship with the western Han Dynasty. He asked emissaries go to the court in Changan three times and hoped make peace by marriage.旁白：话说公元前 54 年，匈奴呼韩邪单于被他哥哥郅支单于打败，南迁至长城外的光禄塞下，同西汉结好， 曾三次进长安入朝，并向汉元帝请求和亲。

皇上，大臣，太监上）(emperor , minister and eunuch)大臣：陛下，那个匈奴的使者又来了，正在大殿外求见呢My majesty, that emissary of xiongnu comes again and he is waiting outside the palace )皇帝：我靠，土包子又来啦不见不见Really? That bumpkin comes again? My God ,I don’t want to see him. Get out!)大臣：陛下，臣知道您内心很纠结，淡定，淡定but，为了大汉的繁荣昌盛，为了偶们美好的未来，为了可持续发展，为了 GDP 的持续增长，为了建立和谐社会陛下，您还是召见吧 （动作要尽可能夸张，语速要放慢，有激情）(Dear sir , I know you are intertwined with this ugly fatty . Calm down . But, in order of the glory of Han Dynasty ,in order of our beautiful future and the sustainable development, in order of the improvement of GDP and the establishment of harmonious society .Dear sir ,I think you must call in him.)皇帝：得得，I 服了 U。

（理理头发，或是很夸张的整理下衣服）(Ok, ok. I follow you! Call in the ugly fatty !)太监：宣使者上殿 （要尖声尖气的）(Bring the emissary come here )使者上使者:噢 lady gaga.小人见过陛下.(单腿跪抱拳)(Oh, my lady gaga. My majesty)(开始放《poker face》)皇帝:免礼 ,免礼.远方来的朋友.这次来有何贵干啊( Don’t be so polite ,dear friend from far away. What do you want to do this time.)使者:为大汉的美女来的.(I come here for the beauty of Han Dynasty)皇帝:大胆 ,放肆..(生气地)(I find you have audacity to ask for beauty! Chutzpah!){众人齐喊 :威武..用棍子捣地,发出声}(wei….wu…..)皇帝: 这是皇宫不是百花楼.(生气地)(the palace isn’t the building of flowers)大臣:淡定 ,淡定….(calm down, calm down)【皇帝深呼吸】皇帝：你先退下吧，在让我好好考虑一下。

Ok, you can go out. Let me consider about it.)使者：小人告退（发抖）(Ok, I will go in a flash)使者退下第二幕旁白:话说，自从使者来向大汉求婚后，皇帝一直烦恼不以，这天皇帝在殿中烦恼 (since the emissary came to ask for the marriage with Han dynasty, the emperor feels very upset all the time. One day, the emperor is worried in the palace.)大臣，皇帝上皇帝：破匈奴，想娶公主，简直癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉Bad man, want to marry my princesses. It’s like the toad want to eat the meat of the swan)大臣：淡定，淡定陛下，你要以大局为重啊为了偶们的未来，为了为了可持续发展，为了 GDP 的持续增长，为了建立和谐社会 (Calm down, calm down. Dear sir, you must be consider this thing all-round and focus the key point. In order of our beautiful future and the sustainable development, in order of the improvement of GDP and the establishment of harmonious society…..)皇帝：stop。

我也很纠结啊，公主都是我的女儿，都是我身上掉下的肉，叫我这个做老爸的咋么舍得把宝贝女儿嫁到那种鸟不生蛋的地方呢Stop! Ok? You know I feel very confuse. All the princesses are my daughters and everyone is the meat dropping from my body. Which father is willing to let his own daughter marry ugly xiongnu and move to that isolated place where even the birds don’t want to lay eggs. Ei …..)大臣：我倒是有一个好办法I have a good idea!)皇帝：说来听听Just speak)大臣：我们可以让一个宫女冒充公主嫁到匈奴那里去We can let a maid-in-waiting pretend a princess to marry into xiongnu.)皇帝：好主意你太给力了Good idea! It is so gelivable!)大臣：我物色了一些宫女，让陛下挑选。

I find some maid-in-waiting to let you choose)大臣;传宫女上殿Ask the maid-in-waiting come in!)第一个宫女带着 hallo kitty 的面具上皇帝：我要的是人类，人类do you know？(Which I want is the real human being. Do you know?)大臣：失误，失误sorry！) （开始放《sorry sorry》，并跳舞蹈）第二个很漂亮的宫女上.美女：Hi皇帝：Hi大臣：Hi美女：Hi皇帝：Hi大臣：Hi省略）参考生活大爆炸第一集的片段皇帝：正点（Excellent, so hot.）美女：很高兴见到皇上,您太帅了 I’m glad to see our emperor. You are so handsome！）皇帝：（做痴迷装，四面打量）我可以请你喝一杯咖啡吗？（日本语）Oh, How beautiful girl！ Yaoxi, yaoxi……Can I drink a cup of coffee with you?)美女：Great 皇上：Great美女：Great皇帝：Great美女：Great。

省略）参考生活大爆炸第一集片段皇帝：（清嗓子这个适合我It’s suitable for me)大臣：下一个Next)昭君低着头上（一定要男生饰，用苹果伪装）昭君：陛下很夸张地用女生方式请安）(My majesty.)皇帝：抬起头给我看看Put your head up!)（昭君很害羞地摇摇头，注意，头别抬起，皇帝走上前，用手拨起昭君的头然后做呕吐状皇帝：人间极品啊比石榴姐还The best one in the world….It is more gelivable than the sister shiliu…)皇帝：你叫啥名字？(What’s you name?)昭君：王昭君（害羞地）(My Chinese name is wanzhaojun .My English name is wangzhaojun..)皇帝：决定是你了（动作参考宠物小精灵小志）(Ye. It’s you!)昭君：是我么哦 ye（很 man 的语气）(oh, ye. It’s mine? Are you sure?)昭君兴高采烈地退下，皇帝和大臣击掌并说 oh ye皇帝大臣退下第三幕旁白;就这样为了大汉的未来，昭君毅然决然地踏上了出塞之路。

In order of the future of Han Dynasty, zhaojun step on the road of outside the frontier（昭君身后跟着两个侍卫，拿着武器，打扮的垮一点，最好带墨镜）昭君，侍卫上昭君：热死我啦，还是宫里好It’ too hot to walk. ei.. The palace is better!!)侍卫：公主快走吧，不然单于等不急了Dear Princess, please hurry up. Chanyu can’t wait so long.)昭君;对女生请温柔点不满的） (You should be mild to girl please.)旁白：这时，两个刺客挡住了和亲的队伍两刺客——劫财，劫色上(At this time, two killers head off the procession )昭君：救命啊，有色狼啊Save my life. There are lady-killers.)侍卫：有刺客，保护公主。