儿童搞笑笑话_1.docx

本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑儿童搞笑笑话儿童的英语简朴小笑话儿童的英语简朴小笑话 笑话大多透露生活中乖谬的现象，具有讥讽性和消遣性其趣味有高 下之分，下面我今天就给大家共享一下英语的笑话给大家看看，供大家学习参 考 Three Turtles三只乌龟 Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain. The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella." The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don"t drink my offee." "We won"t," the other two promised. Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn"t coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee." Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won"t go." 三只乌龟抉择去喝咖啡。

它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来于是 最大的那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说，“回家去取伞吧 最小的乌龟说，“假设你们不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去 “我们不喝，”另外两只乌龟允许说 两年后，大乌龟对中乌龟说，“好吧，我猜他断定不回来了，我们可 以把它的咖啡喝掉了 正在这时，一个声音从门外传来，“你们要是喝了，我就不去 他们很忙 One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. "May I speak to your parents " "They"re busy. ""Oh. Is anybody else there " "The police. " "Can I speak to them" "They"re busy. " "Oh. Is anybody else there " "The firemen. " "Can I speak to them " "They"re busy. " "So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they"re all busy What are they doing" "Looking for me. " 铃响了，小男孩接了。

“请你父母听好吗” “他们很忙 “噢，那家里还有其他人吗” “还有警察 “我可以和他们说话吗” “他们很忙 “那还有其他人吗” “还有消防员 “我可以和他们说话吗” “他们也很忙 “请直接报告我——你的父母、警察和消防员都在你家，但他们都很忙，他们毕竟在干什么” “在找我 没关系 Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illegal turn. I guess it"s all right, my daughter replied, The police car behind us did the same thing. 我赶着开车将11岁的女儿送到学校去，在红灯处右拐了，而那是不允 许的(译注:在一些国家如英国,其交通规矩是车辆左行的,与我国相反)啊噢，意 识到犯了错误，我说我方才拐弯是违章的 我想那没关系的，女儿回复说：我们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。