高中英语《Frinds老友记》第3季中英文对照完整剧本307 The One With the Race Car Bed素材.doc

307 The One With the Race Car Bed[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics.]Ross: So I told Carl, Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur. But of course this went in one ear and out.....Rachel:I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend hes Alan Alda.Monica:Oh good, another dinosaur story. When are those gonna become extinct?Chandler:If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, that would be the best.Gunther:What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.(Joey is singing in his head.) Phoebe:Whos singing?Opening Credits[Scene: Monica and Rachels, the whole gang is there including Janice, theyre watching Happy Days.]Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.Monica: I was always Joanne.Joey: Question. Was ah, Egg the Gellers! the war cry of your neighbourhood?(A commercial for the Mattress King, Janices ex-husband, comes on TV.) Phoebe: Ewww! Oh! Its the Mattress King!Joey: Booo!!Chandler: (to Janice) Dont look honey. Change the channel! Change the channel!Janice: Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.Matress King: (on TV) Despair fills the mattress showroom. My kingdom is suddenly without a queen. Im so depressed Im going to slash... my prices!! Check it out! Four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set! Im going medieval on prices!Chandler: What a wank!Janice: Oh, I cannot believe hes using our divorce to sell mattresses.Monica: I know! And four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set, who cares about the divorce, those babies will sell themselves. (they all stare at her) And Im appalled for you by the way.Matress King: (on TV) Im close. Im cheap. Im the king.[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey.]Rachel: Okay. (listens) Okay, daddy well see you tomorrow night. (listens) Okay bye-bye. (hangs up) Ross: We?Rachel: Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope thats okay.Ross: Oh shoot, tomorrows not so good, Im supposed to um, fall off the Empire State building and land on a bicycle with no seat. Sorry.Rachel: Ross, my father doesnt hate you.Ross: Please, he refers to me as wethead.Rachel: But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Okay, look, I know, all right, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love you like I do. (Ross looks at her) All right, well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, Ill love you like I do in that black thing that you like.Chandler: (leaning in) Ill go.Ross: Fine.Rachel: Thank you.Ross: Hi Gunther.Gunther: Yeah, well see!Joey: (entering) Hey, you guys!Phoebe: Hey!Joey: Guess what?Ross: What?Joey: I got a gig!All: Yay!!Chandler: See, thats why I could never be an actor. Because I cant say gig.Phoebe: Yeah, I cant say croissant. (realises) Oh my God!Monica: Whats the part?Joey: Well, its not a part, no. Im teaching acting for soap operas down at the Learning Extension.Ross: Come on! Thats great.All: Wow!Joey: Yeah, yeah. Its like my chance to give something back to the acting community.Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.Joey: (glares at him) I know![Scene: Mattress King, Monica and Phoebe are shopping for a new mattress.]Phoebe: Ugh! I dont know Monica. It feels funny just being here. I mean if you buy a bed from Janices ex-husband, thats like betraying Chandler.Monica: Not at these prices.Phoebe: (sees a little kid playing with a race car bed) (to kid) Hi. Yknow in England this car would be on the other side of the store. (the kid just stares at her, and she makes the that went right over your head motion) Woo!Monica: (lying down on a mattress) Oh! Ohhhhh! Oh! Phoebe, come here. Aw, this is my new bed. You gotta feel this bad boy.Phoebe: Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, yknow, Chandlers your friend... (hops onto the bed) Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.[Scene: Classroom. Joey is writing his name on the board, but turns around before hes done which causes him to write his name with a downward curve, and he then underlines it, and draws the line right through his name.]Joey: Good evening. Im Mr. Tribbiani. And I will be teaching acting for soap operas. Now um, on my first day as (proudly) Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives, (looks for a reaction from his students, and gets none.) I learned that one of the most important things in soap opera acting is reacting, this does not mean acting again, it means, you dont have a line, but someone else just did. And it goes like this. (looks all intense。