王尔德幽默语录.docx

王尔德幽默语录 第一篇范文：奥斯卡王尔德的毒舌语录 Poison Sharp Sayings from Oscar Wild 奥斯卡王尔德的毒舌语录 Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. 要原谅你的敌人，没有什么事比这更让他们抓狂的了 I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there. 我不想去天堂，我的伴侣都不在那里 Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing to do. 努力不过是无事可做的人的避难所 Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. 只有无聊的人才会把早餐吃出花样来 Only the shallow know themselves. 只有浅薄的人才了解自己 Bad artists always admire each other’s work. 糟糕的画家总是观赏彼此的作品。

An excellent man, he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him. 一个优秀的人没有敌人，但他的伴侣也没有一个喜爱他 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. 借钱要向悲观主义者借，由于他们不会期盼你还钱 The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself. 对于建议，你所能做的，就是把它转送给别人，建议从来就不是给自己预备的 Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. 时尚总是丑得难以容忍，所以每隔六个月我们都只好改一次 When I was young, I used to think that money was the most important thing in life, now that I am old, I know it is. 我年轻时以为金钱是世界上最重要的东西，等到老了才知道，原来真的是这样。

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. 美国是唯一一个直接从野蛮进入颓废、中间没有经过文明阶段的社会 We Irish are too poetical to be poets; we are a nation of brilliant failures, but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. 我们爱尔兰人太诗意以致不能做诗人，我们的国家里布满了才华横溢的失败者，可我们是自希腊人以来最会说空话的民族 Death and vulgarity are the only two facts in the nineteenth century that one cannot explain away. Why was I born with such contemporaries? 死亡和庸俗是十九世纪仅有的无法用巧辩躲避的东西为什么我会和这样一些人生活在同一时代。

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. 公众惊人地宽容他们可以原谅一切，除了天才 Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. 每次人们赞同我的时候，我都觉得自己肯定错了 Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other. 人生就是一件蠢事追着另一件蠢事而来，而爱情则是两个蠢东西追来追去 What is the chief cause of divorce? Marriage. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. 离婚的主要缘由是什么？结婚结婚是想象战胜理智，再婚是盼望战胜了阅历。

The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married. 已婚男人的欢乐来自来自那些他没有娶的人 A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction. 男人的脸是自传，女人的脸是小说 Don’t give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can’t wear in the evening. 不要给女人忠告；你不能给女人任何她晚上不能穿的东西 Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. 女人是用来被爱的，不是用来理解的 If a woman can’t make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. 假如一个女人不能把自己的错误变得迷人，那她就只是一个雌性动物 One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything. 一个人绝不应当信任说出自己真实年龄的女人。

假如她把这都说出来了，那她什么都会说 Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years. 三十五岁是一个特别有吸引力的年龄；伦敦社交圈内满是这样好多年始终保持三十五岁的女人，她们可以自由地挑来选去 The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. I can resist anything but temptation. 摆脱诱惑的唯一方法就是听从它除了诱惑，我可以反抗任何东西 It is very easy to endure the difficulties of one’s enemies. It is the successes of one’s friends that are hard to bear. 敌人造成的困难很简单忍受，伴侣取得的胜利却让人很难忍受。

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. 世界上只有一件事比被人谈论更糟糕，那就是没人谈论你 There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. 人生的悲剧只有两种：一种是没有得到自己想要的东西，另一种是得到自己想要的东西 One can always be kind to people one cares nothing about. 一个人总是可以善待他毫不在乎的人 Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success. 任何人都能对伴侣的不幸感到怜悯，但要消受一个春风得意的伴侣，则需要特别优良的天性。

I love acting. It is so much more real than life. 我喜爱看戏与人生相比，戏剧更加真实 All charming people, I fancy, are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction. 我想全部迷人的人都是被宠爱着的，这是他们魅力来源的隐秘 Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. 每个圣人都有过去，每个罪人都有将来 An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all. 一个思想若称不上危急，那么它就不值得称作思想 We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at stars. 我们都生活在阴沟里，但仍有人仰视星空 Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit. 格言是才智耐用的替代品。

其次篇范文：恃才傲物的毒舌天才王尔德语录集锦 恃才傲物的毒舌天才王尔德语录集锦 1881年，王尔德坐船横跨大洋来到美利坚，进关的时候傲然地对海关官员翻了个白眼说：“我没有什么可以申报的，除了我的才华 (I have nothing to declare except my genius.) 当然这只是一段野史，王尔德究竟是不是说过这句话如今已很难考证但即便是伪造，这句话也完全符合王尔德的身份、性格和气质，由于王尔德就是这么一个恃才傲物又舌灿如莲花的毒舌天才 有人说毒舌分两种，有些人毒舌是由于自己不爽，还有些人毒舌是为了让自己爽张爱玲是第一种人，而王尔德就是其次种人 在他短短46年的传奇人生里，王尔德留下了很多惊世骇俗又逼格甚高的妙句，其中不少是他作品中人物的话假如他活在今日，就算他没有写过那些才华横溢的童话、小说和剧本，光靠每天发发微博，也肯定能成为千万粉丝的大V以他的毒舌和反鸡汤的功力，干掉十个陆琪级的鸡汤导师，应当不成问题 他嘲讽一切 他嘲讽他的敌人，“要原谅你的敌人，没有什么事比这更让他们抓狂的了 (Always f。