搞笑笑话幽默_5.docx

本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑搞笑笑话幽默超级搞笑的英文小笑话超级搞笑的英文小笑话 笑话(анекдот)是民族文化不成或缺的一片面透过笑话我们可以看到 一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等我用心收集了超 级搞笑的英文小笑话，供大家赏识学习! 超级搞笑的英文小笑话篇1 The owner visits his factory and is shocked to see a man leaning against a wall，drinking coffee, "How much do you make" he demands.“Eighty dollars a day,“is the reply.The owner hands him $80 and says，“Get out,and don"t come back!" 工厂的老板下厂来检查，他望见一个人倚着喝咖啡，这使他感到很吃 惊你一天挣多少钱"老板问"80美元一天那人回复老板递给他80美元说;“你 走吧，不要再来上班了 Two minutes later the foreman comes in and asks,"Where"s the delivery man who was just here" 两分钟后，工头进来问:“方才在这儿的邮递员哪儿去了” 超级搞笑的英文小笑话篇2 A guy spots his doctor in the shopping center. He stops and says. "Two months ago when I was in your office， you told me to go home，get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. "I didn"t"the doctor says."Then what are you doing out of bed" 一个人在购物中心望见了给他看病的大夫，他叫住了大夫说:“两个月 前，我到你办会室去看病，你让我回来躺在床上，等你的。

但你从来就没打 过.” 大夫说:“我没打过吗那你下床干什么呢” 超级搞笑的英文小笑话篇3 My friend Pam has a problem remembering numbers.After moving. she gave out her new phone listing. One.acquairitance tried to call hey but reached a travel agency. The agent said she"d received a lot of calls for Pam. The caller apologized and said she"d try to reach Pam at her office.我的挚友潘，更加不擅长记数字她搬走后，把她的新号码给了 大家一个熟人议图给她打，结果却打到了旅游局.那里的代理商说，他已 替潘接了好多打的人道了歉，并说她再往潘的办公室打我她 "If you do get hold of her，”the agent replied，"will you tell her that her order is in at Sears" “假设你能找到她的话，”代理商回复说:“你能报告她吗她在希尔斯商 店订的货已经到了。

超级搞笑的英文小笑话篇4 The expediter in the office where I worked would buy needed parts for equipment and make a list of the purchases.Then she would give the paperwork to oar boss—a known stickler for details—for his approval. Un April Fool"s Day, the expediter and her co-worker turned in a list including a dress and matching shoes. Our boss took one look at this request for reimbursement and shouted for me to call these two people into his office immediately. Fearing that he wasn"t going to take their joke well，they quietly went in to see him.”Look，you two，I" m a busy man !“he deadpanned."I need to know what color dress and what size shoes!” 在我办公室工作的调配员每次需买设备零件时，总要先列个清单，然 后把它交给我们的老板—一位很拘泥细节的人，去批准。

在愚人节那天，调配员 和她的同事递上一张单子，单子上列了一件上衣和一双跑鞋我们的老板看了看 要钱的单子，然后朝我喊，让我把她们俩连忙叫到办奋室来她们惦记老板不欣 赏她们所开的玩笑，所以进去后一句话也没说瞧你们这俩人，我是个忙人，” 老板训斥着:“单子上要把上衣的颜色和靯子的尺码列领会— 3 —。