高中英语《Frinds老友记》第3季中英文对照完整剧本308 The One With The Giant Poking Device素材.doc

308 The One With The Giant Poking Device[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies.]Rachel: Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade brownies? Chandler: I will have one. (Ross and him both take one.) (Phoebe takes a bite and spits it out and screams.) Chandler: Okay, Im not gonna have one.Ross: Neither will I. (they both put back the brownies.) Phoebe: No, no, its just my tooth.Chandler: All right Ill have one. (he and Ross take another brownie,) Ross: So whats a matter, you need a dentist? Ive got a good one.Phoebe: No thanks, I have a good one too. I just, I, I cant see him.Chandler: See that is the problem with invisible dentists.Ross: Why? Why cant you go to him?Phoebe: Because, every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.Chandler: That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienists blouse.Rachel: Phoebe, what? Umm...what?!Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt Mary, and then there was umm, John, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend Albino Bob.Rachel: And all these people actually died?Phoebe: Yes, while I was in the chair! Thats why I take such good care of my teeth now, yknow, its not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives!Ross: Pheebs, come on, you didnt kill anybody, these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. Its, its, its just ah, a coincidence.Phoebe: Well tell that to them. Oh! You cant, their dead.Opening Credits[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?Gunther: Oh, like you dont already have everything.Phoebe: (trying to bite into an apple) Ow! Ow! (drops the apple in disgust.) Rachel: Phoebe, your in pain, would you just go to the dentist, just go.Phoebe: All right, fine, fine, but if youre my next victim, dont come back as a poltergeist and like suck me into the TV set.Rachel: I promise.Phoebe: Although, dont feel like you cant visit.Joey: (entering with Monica) Hey, is, is, is Chandler here?Ross: (patting his clothes like he is looking for his wallet) No, no hes not.Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.Ross: What? (to Joey) So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler?Joey: Well, I was thinking about that and I, I think the best way would be, to not.Rachel: Joey, you cant keep this to yourself, if you know about this, you have to tell him.Joey: Itll kill him. I mean itll, itll just kill him.Phoebe: Well, you could wait til I go to the dentist, maybe Ill kill him.[Scene: Monica and Rachels, All are there except for Chandler.]Joey: (looking out the window) Ewww! Ugly Naked Guy is using his new hammock. Its like a Play-Doo Fat Factory. Phoebe: Well, Im going to the dentist, so listen, okay, just be on the look out for anything that, that, that you can fall into, or, or that can fall on you, or... All right, just look out! Okay, And um, I also just wanna, I just wanna tell you all that um...... (starts to cry and runs out) Ross: Okay, I have a problem I have to go into work for a few hours, some kids messed up the Homo Sapien display.Joey: What did they do?Ross: Well, they painted over the word Sapien for one thing, then they rearranged the figures, lets just leave it at that.Monica: So, do you want me to watch Ben for you?Ross: Yes, thats what I was going to ask, thank you.Rachel: Whoa! Wait! Hello! What about me?Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.) Joey: Hey-hey, Ross?Ross: Yeah.Joey: Ive got a science question.Ross: Hmm?Joey: If the Homo Sapiens, were in fact Homo-sapien, is that why there extinct?Ross: Joey, Homo Sapiens are people.Joey: Hey-hey, Im not judging.[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben.]Rachel: (holding Ben) Look Benny, spoon. (moves it back and forth) Spoon. Come on! All right, yknow what I think hes bored.Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.) [cut to later]Monica: (to Ben) Whos so brave, youre so brave, yes you are, youre so brave.Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats 。