高中英语Frinds老友记第季中英文对照完整剧本TheOneWithTheCake素材.doc

1004 The One With The Cake[Scene: Central Perk]Monica: (she enters) Hey guys!Ross, Rachel and Chandler: Hey!Chandler: Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.Monica: That place in Vermont? You can take a hint!Rachel: Wait, you cant go away this weekend! Its Emmas birthday!Ross: Yeah!Rachel: Were having a party.Monica: Well, cant you just have the party when we get back?Ross: No.Rachel: No, that day... that wont be her real birthday!Chandler: Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was!Ross: Cmon you guys, this is really important to us.Monica: Well, Im sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect... emotionally.Chandler: Theres this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...Rachel: Well, cant you just go to Vermont the next day?Ross: Yeah, we want everyone to be there. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!Monica: All right, well stay. We can just drive up after the party.Chandler: Fine, but if we end up not doing this Maxim thing because of this party...Monica: Believe me, that is not why we wont be doing that!OPENING CREDITS[Scene: Rachel and Joeys apartment]Rachel: You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find em all.Phoebe: Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm... when Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food!Ross: (he enters) Hey guys!Rachel and Phoebe: Hi!Ross: Hey, I brought the camera for Emmas video.Rachel: Oh, good, good! We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma and well give it to her when she is 18.Phoebe: Oh, COOL!! Wow, its like a time capsule!Ross: Yeah!Phoebe: Oh, just think... shes gonna be watching that video on a TV that hasnt even been invented yet! With friends who right now are just like babies! And theyll be living in a floating city that the humans built to escape the ant people!Ross: Thats the hope! So, is Emma awake yet?Rachel: Oh no, its still nap time. But shell be up soon.Ross: Ah, and where is Joey?Rachel: I said its still nap time.(Joey comes out from his room, yawning)Ross: (taping Joey with the cam) Hey, there is uncle Joey!Joey: Hey!Ross: Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!Joey: 18, uh? (starts to prepare himself to say his "How You Doin" line) Ross: Joey, NO!Joey: What, what!? its for her hot friends!Ross: When they see this youll be 52!Joey: And starting to think about settling down!Rachel: Hey Joey, will you please set this up for people to put Emmas presents on?Joey: Id love to! Yeah! Joey: (To Phoebe) We were supposed to bring presents?Phoebe: Yeah! I wrote Emma a song.Joey: Oh, yeah! How was I supposed to know?Phoebe: Joey, its a birthday party.Joey: Yeah, but for a one-year-old. Whats the point... the other day she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And hes standing next to this cow and the cow says "El-moo"! (Joey starts laughing) Yeah... thats a funny cup!(Monica and Chandler enter)Monica: Hey!Chandler: Hey hey! Wheres the birthday girl?Rachel: Oh, shes still nappingChandler: Oh, sure, she was probably up all night, excited about the party she knows is happening.Rachel: Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isnt a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.Monica: All right... youre right. Were sorry. Now lets wake up Emma and get the fun time started!Rachel: No really, she didnt sleep well last night, so we cant wake her up.Monica: Are you freaking kidding me, Green?(someone knocks on the door. Rachel goes to open it)Jack and Judy: HI!Ross: (points the camcorder towards them to record their entrance) Hey!Monica: So glad you came!Jack: I cant believe Emma is already one!Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) Theres something you didnt know about your dad!Joey: Hey Mr. and Mrs. Geller! Let me help you with that.Jack: Thank you!Joey: Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!Jack: Which one are you?(Later...)Monica: I cant believe Emma is still asleep!Chandler: I know, what are we gonna do?Monica: Ive got a plan. Ive got a plan. Im going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs.。