开心一刻笑话 捧腹英语笑话.doc

开心一刻笑话 捧腹英语笑话 　　1、Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 　　教授：你的生日是什么时候?孩子：5月30日教授：哪一年?孩子：每年都是 　　2、A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. 　　After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy’s position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow, places his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder and gives the doorbell a sold ring. 　　Crouching down to the child’s level, the priest smiles and asks, "And now what, my little man?" 　　The boy replies, "Now we run!" 　　中文： 　　一个牧师正沿着街走路，这时他看到街对面有个小男孩正试图按一所房子的门铃。

但这个小孩太小了，门铃又高，他够不着 　　看到那个小男孩费了很多劲，牧师走近了他牧师优雅地穿过马路，走到小家伙的背后，轻轻地把手放在小男孩肩头，按响了门铃 　　他弯下身子，微笑着问道：“接下来怎么办，孩子?” 　　小男孩答复说：“接下来我们跑 　　3、It is June. The sun is in the sky, it is immense hot. 　　Josie is bored with school. She prefers to be at the beach with the tide. 　　She cannot sit in her seat. She cannot stop talking. 　　While the teacher writes on the board, Josie gets up and talks to one of her intimate friends. The teacher, Mr. Rolla, hears the noise and says. "Josie, sit down and be quiet." Josie sits down. Mr. Rolla continues with the lessons. Josie gets up and talks to another friend. "Sit down and be quiet. " Says Mr. Rolla. He is very annoyed with her. Josie continues talking. 　　"O.K." Mr. Rolla gets furious. "If you want to talk. Then e to the front of the classroom and be the teacher." 　　"All right, " agrees Josie. She es to the front of the classroom and says, "Quiet, everyone. I am a new teacher, and I say class dismissed." 　　六月，太阳高挂天空，天气非常炎热。

　　朱丝对上课很厌烦，她更想在海滩观看潮起潮落 　　她在座位上坐不住，不停地讲话 　　当老师在黑板上写字时，朱丝站起来和一个朋友说话，瑞拉老师听到了，就说：“朱丝，坐下，安静点朱丝坐下来，老师继续讲课，朱丝又站起来和另一个朋友说话坐下，安静点可是朱丝又站起来说话，他生气了 　　“如果你想说话，到教师前面来说话吧，你当老师吧老师愤怒地说 　　“好的，”朱丝说她走到教室前说：“安静点，同学们，我是新老师，现在下课。