搞笑英语话剧剧本参考.doc

搞笑英语话剧剧本参考 　　英语幽默短剧The Pocket Money 　　Scene1（At Salesman’s home） 　　N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is ing! 　　S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always e here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…&h ，全国最大的相声小品剧本网站 ende to make candies now.(看表) 　　First, put the flour on the table. 　　Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) 　　Now press, press…… 　　Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) 　　Press, press…… 　　Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! 　　Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… 　　Now let me cut it into pieces! 　　另一个 　　白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 　　旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 　　白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 　　皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, e here! 　　魔镜：Yes, I’m ing. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 　　皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 　　魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you. 　　皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly. 。