高中英语《Frinds老友记》第6季中英文对照完整剧本606 The One The Last Night素材.doc

606 The One The Last Night[Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills.]Chandler: (watches Joey for a moment) Okay! (Joey quickly moves the hockey stick so that he’s scratching his back with it.) Listen, I’m gonna be moving out so you will be in charge of paying the rent.Joey: Right! And when is that due?Chandler: First of the month.Joey: And that’s every month?Chandler: No, just the months you actually want to live here.Joey: Ahhh.Chandler: Okay, here is the phone bill. (Hands it to Joey.)Joey: (looking at it) Oh my God!!Chandler: That’s our phone number. Now look, I know I kinda sprung this whole me moving out on thing, so why don’t I just—why don’t I just cover you for a while?Joey: No-no! No way! Joey Tribbiani does not take charity…anymore.Chandler: It’s not charity, Joe…Joey: No! Forget it! Okay—I mean thanks, but I’m done taking money from you. All right, I can take of myself. Now, what’s next? Come on.Chandler: Okay uh, here’s the electric bill. (Hands it to him.)Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?!!!Chandler: Uh, yeah.(Joey runs over and shuts off the lights.)Chandler: So, we’ll do the rest of the bills later then?Opening Credits[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money.]Phoebe: So is Joey going to have to give up the apartment?Chandler: No, I hope not! I tried to offer him some money, but he wouldn’t take it.Phoebe: Well, how much do you think he needs?Chandler: I figure that $1,500 would cover him for a few months, y’know? But I have to trick him into taking it so I won’t hurt his pride.Phoebe: Why don’t you hire him as an actor? You could have him dress up and put on little skits. Whatever you want.Chandler: Well that would help the pride thing.Monica: (entering from her room) Hey!Chandler: Hey! Wow! You look great! Wanna move in with me tomorrow?Monica: (thinks) Okay.Chandler: Okay! (They kiss) So, what do you girls have planned for tonight?Monica: Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought we’d go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.Phoebe: And also, my birthday.Monica: It’s not your birthday.Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you it’s not your birthday!(Joey and Ross enter.)Joey: Hey!Ross: Hey!Chandler: Hey!Phoebe: Hey! So you guys have anything planned for the big last night?Chandler: Well, instead of just hanging out, we figure we’d do nothing.Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Knicks season opener tonight. I thought maybe you guys would come over and watch it.Joey: I don’t know Ross, not if you’re gonna talk about how you gave up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist.Ross: I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!Rachel: (entering from her room) Pheebs, I was wondering…Monica: You’re not dressed yet?! We’re supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!Rachel: Well and clearly not a minute sooner.Monica: Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that you’re packed. Rachel: Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.Phoebe: My God, I can’t get a minute of peace around this place.[Cut to Rachel’s bedroom, Phoebe and her are entering. And it’s obvious that she’s not packed.]Phoebe: Oh my God! Monica’s just gonna kill you.Rachel: Yeah, yeah, I know.Phoebe: Well, what you’re wearing is fine for that.Monica: (entering) Rachel, I need to borrow—You’re not packed!!!! You’re not packed even a little bit!Rachel: Surprise!!Monica: What?Rachel: No, no don’t get mad because look—this is what happened. So I-I started packing, then I realized, "What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!" Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!Monica: (grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) I’ll be coordinator! Oh my God! I’m so sorry, I didn’t get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, can’t you Phoebe?Phoebe: I have plans.Monica: You’re plans were with us.Phoebe: That’s right.Monica: All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!Phoebe: Okay.Monica: Okay! (To Rachel) Oh my God, thank you!![Cut to living room, Phoebe enters and closes Rachel’s door behind her.]Phoebe: Hurry! Monica’s gonna make you pack! She’s got jobs for everyone! Now, it’s too late for me, but save your selves! (The guys scramble for the door.)Monica: (entering and interrupting the guy’s escape attempt) Okay! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed. Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, we’re gonna start with…Chandler: Oh nope, I-I have plans with Joey.Monica: I thought you said you were going to do not。