讲笑话英语几个英语小笑话.docx

本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑讲笑话英语几个英语小笑话 英语笑话是指以一句英文短语或一个英文故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑，或是产生幽默感，笑话是一种经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言，笑话是一种艺术方法，用这种方法造成以笑为艺术手段的文学艺术作品幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，聪慧之所在小学生作文网我今天为大家用心打定了几个英语小笑话，梦想对大家有所扶助!　　1、The Fish Net　　Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?　　A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.　　鱼网　　你能报告我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道　　把大量小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了 小女孩回复道　　2、The New Teacher　　George comes from school on the first of September.　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.　　I didnt like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....　　新老师　　9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

　　乔治，你热爱你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问　　妈妈，我不热爱，由于她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得62英语笑话带翻译《律师、宝马和胳膊》　　一个律师开启他的宝马车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛楚地怨恨毁坏了他心爱的宝马　　"警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的!!!'律师哀怨地说　　"你们律师真是物质至上，我很不安逸!'警察驳倒说，"你这么关切你可恶的宝马，你可能没有留神到你的左胳膊也没了'　　律师终究留神到了血淋淋的左肩膀，"天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿?'　　A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.　　Officer, look what theyve done to my Beeeemer!!!, he whined.　　You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!! retorted the officer, Youre so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didnt even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!　　《狗住旅店》　　一个人给一家他筹划在假期里停留的小旅馆写了封信，"我分外梦想带着我的狗，它很明净很有教养，你能允许它和我睡一间屋子吗?'　　旅馆仆人立刻回了封信，"我经营旅馆好多年了，狗从没偷过毛巾，床单， 餐具，或者墙上的画。

我也从没有在半夜由于狗喝醉胡闹而赶走它，狗也从不不付帐就跑掉实际上我们分外接待您的狗来我们旅馆，假设它为您担保，也接待您来　　A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?　　An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, Ive been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, Ive never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. Ive never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And Ive never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, youre welcome to stay here, too.七年级英语帮扶过程小学英语教师家长会发言稿没有法则，不成方圆。

my mother最难忘的一段体验保持乐观的重要性作文韩语短文对话我的寒假我明白了九年级英语学科小结初中教师个人述职美观的秋天短文my weekend pian酒店前厅部表扬词工商银行守库监控中心社会化管理的利与弊小学数学学期教学反思小学英语教师工作述职校本研修成果趣味学识竞赛题库-1.你是LiMing,是一名分外优秀的学生,学习分外刻苦,英语数学劳绩突出;乐于助人;有大量爱好,热爱打篮球,踢足球、听音乐、绘画、集邮等,在家里经常...2022全国统一考试英语22022年全国各地高考模拟卷2022年用下面的短语组成2022人教版七年级英语下册学识点归纳2022仁爱九年级英语期末复习选择题2022滨海新区五校联考英语2022.吉林高考复习检测博士学位2022年高考新课标2英语语法填空2022全国统一考试英语湖北卷完型2022初三政治学识点15年46级英语词汇lastspring完形填空翻译it用法练习题及答案五年级家长怎样与老师沟通的发言稿mydaystarted会计师职称asageneralrule完形填空翻译仁爱九年级上册期末复习你叫李华你最热爱的运动你追热爱乒乓球mottoisashortstatementgivingaruleonhowtobehave的语法填空，和翻译做语法填空的技巧信息化教学设计教案itwasasaturdayMom阅读理解八年级上册人教版地理复习大题Sheisoneofthegirlswhoisveryinterestedinmaths改错七选五therearemanyreasonswhypeoplesufferfromstress答案whatdoyourdreamsmean任务型阅读一、单项选择题读图，P、Q是与地球相邻的大行星，M是地球的自然卫星。

回复1~2题右图为太阳系局部图，黑点表示小行星带读图回复第3小题2022长宁区高三生物一模“你说我全日欢乐不懂烦扰却看不到我深夜颓废的模样”英语翻译 几个英语小笑话由小学生作文网()收集整理,转载请注明出处!原文地址 — 5 —。