英语笑话国王的兄弟.doc

英语笑话国王的兄弟 President Obam went to the hospital to get his Brain CT Report. He asked the doctor about the result. The doctor was surprised to see him. Holding the report, the doctor stared at Obam for a short while and said slowly, "well, your brain is very unique. On the left side of your brain, theres nothing right; on the right side of your brain, theres nothing left!" 可以稍许扩充一下，或者加点神态，语气修饰，就够1分钟鸟 Last week I watched a movie in the cinema. The movie was excellent, but I didnt enjoyed it. Because the young couple sitting in front of me kept talking all the time. At first, they tried to keep their voice low. But gradually, they are louder and louder. Finally, at the key point of the movie, their voice covered the actors. I was so angry that I patted them," Hey! I cant hear anything!" The man turned around and shouted at me rudely, "This is a personal conversation. Its none of your business!" 是三兄弟：今天早晨特冷，兄弟三个人去提款机领钱，正好遇见运钞车来加钞。

无奈之下三人只好站在一旁苦苦等候，这时大哥对二弟说：冻手不？〔动手不？ 〕二弟冷冷地回一句：冻手！〔动手！〕结果四杆枪瞬间指向兄弟三……三个人被抓住送派出所，在路上兄弟三一直沉默，后来老三问哥：你们怎么还不开腔〔开枪〕呢？结果八杆枪瞬间指向兄弟三…到了警局，警察问大哥：你叫什么名字？大哥：蒋英羽〔讲英语〕警察再问ㄧ次：你叫什么名字？大哥：蒋英羽〔讲英语〕 警察 对大哥吼道：what is your name〔你叫什么名字？〕？大哥：〔沉默以对〕警察转头对二弟说：what is your name〔你叫什么名字？〕？二弟腼腆的回：蒋国羽〔讲国语〕 警察再次问道：你叫什么名字？二弟：蒋国羽〔讲国语〕，警对二弟大吼道：你叫什么名字？二弟：〔沉默以对〕警察再问老三说：你叫什么名字？老三：蒋芳妍〔讲方言〕，警察又对老三吼：侬叫煞名字？老三：蒋芳妍〔讲方言〕，警察吐血而亡 爱德华八世〔Edward VIII,1894年6月23日-1972年5月28日〕，英国国王，全名爱德华阿尔伯特克里斯蒂安乔治安德鲁帕特里克大卫〔Edward Albert Christian George Andrew Patrick David〕，逊位后被其弟乔治六世封为温莎公爵，自1936年1月20日其父乔治五世去世到1936年12月11日退位，为英国和英联邦各自治领国王，印度皇帝，共在位325天。

温莎王朝的第二位国王 在爱德华八世作为国王的数月之中，他的婚姻问题引发英国的宪政危机，政府、自治领政府、人民和教会均反对他迎娶辛普森夫人，爱德华八世如果背离民意引起政府辞职，即背离作为君主立宪政体下国王保持政治中立的基本宪法方针，所以他选择退位，成为英国和英联邦历史上唯一自动退位的国王后世人在提及“不爱江山爱美人〞这一句时，往往会联想到温莎公爵的爱情故事 爱德华八世退位后，由他的弟弟乔治六世继位1937年5月8日，头衔改为温莎公爵二战期间，他作为英国军事代表常驻法国，在被指控为同情纳粹后，到巴哈马担任总督战后，退休度过余生5.求英文冷笑话的翻译,等~~~~ A brilliant King,devoting himeself to devoloping and protacting his country.Finally he became old and weak in bed. One day ,he felt he was going to die,so he ordered his ministers to gather the all goverment officials. The officials hurried to the imperial palace after recieving the order.The King hardly held his hand up and said:"You all listen to me ……" Then he died.。

6.求3人简单英语搞笑短剧,3 英语话剧剧本《臭脚的故事》 A Story about Love and Stinky Feet by Dr. Sofia Chen陈南妤 超级搞笑，哈哈哈 从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚 有一天她来到〞香国〞 她发现，人人都有双香脚一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚 有一位公主，她总是失眠虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿 最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好 最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起 人物 Ada: Little girl Candy: Queen Evander: King Evelyn Joel: Prince Rita: Singer /Woman Yilina: Witch——————————————————————————– Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country〞. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the princes fragrant feet. There was a princess who couldnt sleep in “Beauty Country〞. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldnt sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter. And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldnt sleep, she only had to smell the princes stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.。