人教高一英语Unit20Warmingupandlistening.ppt

A taste of English humour“ 特困生特困生”When there is only one man in the world.She is good at Chinese KongfuYou do know my love.Humour is a sense. It is quality of being amusing. It is an ability to appreciate the comic or amusing.Humour (幽默）幽默）  Charlie Chaplin        (Nonverbal) He was a great silent movie stars. Modern Times, The Little Tramp, The gold Rush, City Light are his masterpieces. He was very popular in his time.    Mr Bean(mime and farce)Mr Bean is funny because he makes funny faces, he acts silly,he seems quite stupid, and the things he does are funny.Mark Twain(funny stories)Mark Twain was the popular and humorous American author, He was the most famous humorous novelist in America. Chinese humoristsChinese humour:Pantomime(哑剧）哑剧）（刘全和、刘全利）（刘全和、刘全利）Funny plays(小品）小品）（陈佩斯、赵本山）（陈佩斯、赵本山）Cross talk(相声）相声）  （马季、姜昆）（马季、姜昆）Kinds of humour:HumourEnglishChinesenonverbalCharlie Chaplinpantomime (哑剧哑剧) 刘全和、刘全利刘全和、刘全利mime & farceMr Beanfunny plays陈佩斯、赵本山陈佩斯、赵本山verbal jokesplay on words Cross talk马季、姜昆马季、姜昆funny storiesMark Twainjokestongue twistersVerbal jokesBetty bought some butter, but the butter was bitter, so she bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.If white chalk chalks white on a black blackboard, will black chalk chalk black on a white whiteboard then?She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells.How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See. 1.C: What’s that fly doing in my soup?2.      W: Swimming, I think.2.    C: Waiter. Will the pancakes(薄饼薄饼) be long?       W: No, sir. Round.Read the Funny storySherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in mountainous area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered, “ Watson, when you look at the beautiful sky, what do you think of?” Watson replied, “ I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted.” “No, no, Watson!” Holmes said, “Whatdo you really think of?” So Watson tried again, “I think of how small I am and how vast the sky is.” “Try again, Watson!” said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. “I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds.” Holmes said, “Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent.More English jokes:1.Policeman: You can’t park here.   Driver: Why not?   Policeman: Read the sign.   Driver: I did. It says, fine for parking!” So I parked.2.Patient: Thank you doctor. My fever is gone.   Doctor: Don’t thank me. Thank god.   Patient: Then I’ll pay the fees to god.Listening 1 Listen and number the pictures.654312Listening:happy & shywant to marry thewoman in the churchtalk about,weddingsurprised & laughedmeethave dinner together2 Listen again and answer the following the questions.(1)What was the man`s job?(2) In  England , who can marry couples in church?(3) Where did the woman ask the minister to marry her?He is a minister in the church.A minister can marry couples in church in England.The woman ask the minister to marry her in a restaurant.3 According to the listening,which of the following sentences are true( T ) and which are false( F ) ?1 The man met the woman in Australia.2 They lived about eight kilometers from each other.3 They didn`t have a good time that evening.4 When the woman asked the man to marry her in the     restaurant, the man was very happy.5 The man had always loved the woman .6 The man asked the woman to marry him in a restaurant.FTFFTFIn the dialogue,D=Granddaughter,G=GrandmotherD:Grandmother.How did you meet Grandfather?G:Oh well,that`s quite a______ story .In fact,we met several times.You see,I met grand- father in England,where we lived before we came to ___ _______ .We only lived about eight kilometers from each other.Your grandfather was a minister in the_______,three villages away.funnyAustraliachurchListen and fill in the blanks with correct words.D:And when did he ask you to marry him?G:Well,it was really funny.We were having dinner in a_________ one evening,and we were talking about people getting married, and so on. As a minister in the church it was your grandfather`s job to__________ . We talked about all kinds of different people,sometimes families we both knew. We were having a very___________ conversation and _______a lot. So I asked him, “And you will marry me?”restaurantmarry couplesenjoyablelaughedHe went a little red in the face , and couldn`t say anything for a few minutes.He looked rather________. Finally, he said, “Well, this is very sudden and__________!” I immediately realised that he had not understood me _____ .So I laughed and said , “No! What I mean is , when I get married in church , will you be the minister who marries me and my husband? ” He laughed, and seemed to feelmuch better after I had said that . We continued our dinner in much ________as before. We had a very nice evening together.surprisedunexpectedcorrectlythe same wayHowever,as he later told me,our talk put an interesting idea into his head.He consid-ered what I had said and _______ that he had always loved me.He did not understand me because I asked him the question that he had wanted to ask me for some time.So, a few days later he came to visit me at home. It was then that he asked me to marry him. This time it was ________to feel honoured . But I immediately________ .realisedmy turnacceptedLook at the pictures and tell the story in groups of four. Start like this:There once was a minister who lived three villages away…Competition :three villages awayhave dinner together talk about marry couplesask him to marry hersurprised & laugheddidn`t understand her correctly marry her and her husbandput an idea into his head want to marry her visit her ask her to marry him accept it1.Write a short passage about the love stories of your parents or grandparents.2. Make preparations for the reading text.Homework:•9、静夜四无邻，荒居旧业贫。

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