《老友记》中英文剧本第五季第三集学习英语必备知识.docx

503 The One Hundredth[Scene: The Hospital, Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow.] Phoebe: (to the nurse) Hi.Nurse: Hi.Phoebe: Hi, yeah, hi! Tm umm, Phoebe Buffay, and I have babies coining out of me.Nurse: Okay・ Have you started having contractions?Phoebe: Not yet. Umm, I heard they really hurt, do they hurt?Nurse: Well…Phoebe: Oh my God!Ross: IFs all right.Nurse: Now, which of you is the father? (Points to Joey and Ross)Phoebe: Oh no, none of them are the father. The father is my brother.Nurse: (not sure what to do with that) Okay...Rachel: I am so gonna miss watching you freak people out like that!Joey: Okay, uh Pheebs, quick・ Look! This (His video camera) is for the babies to look at someday, so is-is there anything you want to say? Yknow before it all starts?Phoebe: Oh, okay, umm, hi kids! Um, its me. Aunt Phoebe. I can*t wait to see you. Please dont hurt me!(Monica and Chandler come running in.)Ross: Hey, what took you guys so long? Your cab left when ours did!(Theres a pause as they figure out what to say.)Monica: Well, we-we had to go back because I forget my jacket.Chandler: Thats right.(Both Rachel and Ross stare at her for a moment.)Rachel: You-youYe not wearing a jacket.Monica: Oh man! I did it again!Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice・(As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey) Joey, what are you doing?!Joey: I gotta get the before shot!(She shakes her head no.)Opening Credits[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Ross are entering.]Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, shes not coming・Phoebe: What?!Ross: Apparently she fell in the shower and hit her head・Phoebe: Oh my God, shefs so stupid!Ross: Look, Pheebs-Pheebs, its gonna be okay.Phoebe: Thafs easy for you to say, I dont see three kids coming out your vagina!Rachel: Honey, listen, yknow what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful. Ross: Yeah, hes head of the department.Phoebe: All right—Ooh! Oh dead God, save me!Monica: What?Phoebe: Im having my first contraction!Chandler: Oh no.Phoebe: Ooh, its not bad.503三胞胎（总第一百集）Hi,你好,我是 Phoebe Buff ay。

我就要生孩子了好的，开始子宫挛缩没有？ 还没有，恩，听人说会很痛，是么？ 其实啊 哦，上帝呀！ 没什么大不了的 你们谁是孩子的父亲？ 欧，不，他们都不是 孩子的父亲是我弟弟 好的？！！！ 我以后会很怀念你这种吓唬人的方式的！ 好的，Pheebs,快，看这里！ 这是日后给出生的孩子看的， 在他们出牛之前，你有什么想说的么？ Oh,好的，孩子们，你们好！ 是我，Phoebe阿姨 真想早点见到你们请别弄疼我哦！嘿，你们怎么搞得，这么长时间？ 你们的出租车不是我们的一起离开的么？ 恩，我们又回去了一趟，因为我忘了拿外衣 恩，就是可是你现在也没穿外衣呀？MD!又忘拿了！ 好了，我们得把Frank和Alice叫来 我妈想知道-Joey,你在干嘛？！ 在他们出生之前我也要拍呀！Hi, Pheebso我们刚和护士谈过， 你的医牛迟到是因为 是因为她来不了了什么？！实际上她在洗澡的时候摔破了头 哦，天哪，她怎么那么笨！ 别急，Pheebs-Pheebs, 一切都会好没事的 你说起来到简单，你子宫里又没有3个小孩等着出生亲爱的，听我说知道么？护士说这个医生很不错的， 他是这个部门的头儿好吧，欧！上帝，救救我！怎么了？ 我第一次子宫收缩开始了 不是吧？Ooh,还不错。

欧！耶！生命的奇迹就要开始了 嘿，你述好吧？欧，好疼呀！心疼我都心疼到这个地步，你太好了哦？是么？我怎么不知道呢你好，Phoebe,我是HatEid医生我来负责给你助产我想让你知道，一切都会没事的我干这一行好长时间了我等一会儿进来替你检查一下现在，你只需要放松下來就可以了， 一切都很顺利！还有，我喜欢Fonzieo他刚才是不是说他喜欢Fonzie? 听起来好像是这么说的嘿！我来晚了么？晚了么？还没生，是么？ 还没，还没开始呢Alice在哪儿？ 哦，Delaware,她还在路上呢她没來之前，我來当你的教练吧 别紧张，她把一切有关心理助产 的东西都告诉我了如果孩子在这个月底以前出牛的话， 他们会给你2%的财政补贴Monica,你应该为我骄傲才是！ 我刚和两个菲常可爱的护士定了约会Oh是么？他们是男的我想的可不是不管怎样，他们周六晚上带我们出去玩你觉得怎么样？恩，我想可能不行什么？你这是什么意思？ 是你告诉我要忘了Ross,继续向前的 我向前了，你得和我一起你说，给我一个好的理由，你为什么不去？ 恩，要不你给我一个好理由，然后我告诉你是不是对的什么？比听起来还难懂吧，不是么？ 不管，你要和我一起去。

而R我还告诉他们，他们下班的时候我们还会在这里 到时候一起到咖啡厅吃点儿果冻耶！总能吃得下果冻的！Joey,你怎么把它弄得这么色情的？ 恩，很简单亚，不管什么我都可以，你看着: 外婆的小鸡沙拉Ross!拍一下这个Chandler: Okay.Joey: Oh! (In an announcer type voice) And so the miracle of life begins, and aaiiyyyeeee! (He grabs his side and doubles over in pain.)Chandler: Hey! You okay?Joey: Ooh, something hurts!Phoebe: Ooh, ifs sympathy pains・ Ohh, that*s so sweet!Joey: Are they? I didnt know I cared that much・(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)Ross: Hello.Dr> Harad: Hi! Phoebe, Tm Dr. Harad, Fm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, youre gonna be in good hands・ Ive been doing this for a long time・ Ill be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie・(Exits) Chandler: Did he just say, he loves Fonzie?Monica: Thats what it sounded like・Chandler: All right...Frank: (entering) Hey!All: Hey!Frank: (To Phoebe) Hey! Am I late? Am I late? Nobody came out yet, right? Phoebe: No-no-no! We havent started yet. Wheres Alice?Frank: Uh, Delaware・ Shes on her way though, so until she gets here, Im gonna be your coach・ But dont worry, she told me all about the la-Mazada stuff.Chandler: Yeah, thats when if you get the babies out by the end of the month, they give you 2% financing.Frank: Yeah.[Scene: The waiting room, Monica and Joey are sitting there.]Rachel: (entering) Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two u。