高中英语Frinds老友记第1季中英文对照完整剧本1TheOneWiththeButt素材.doc

106 The One With the Butt[Scene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joeys to start.]Rachel: (reading the program) Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, theres Joeys picture! This is so exciting!Chandler: You can always spot someone whos never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom...Phoebe: The exclamation point in the title scares me. (Gesturing) Yknow, its not just Freud, its Freud!(The lights dim.)Ross: Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen.(The lights go up on the stage, Joey, as Freud, is talking to a female patient.)Joey: well, Eva, weve done some excellent work here, and I would have to say, your problem is quite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.) All you want is a dingle,What you envys a schwang,A thing through which you can tinkle,Or play with, or simply let hang...Opening Credits[Scene: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding. As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily.]Rachel: God. I feel violated.Monica: Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?Chandler: (staring at a woman across the room) Ross, ten oclock.Ross: Is it? Feels like two.Chandler: No, ten oclock.Ross: What?Chandler: (sighs and gestures to explain) Theres a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten oclock!Ross: Oh. Hel-lo!Chandler: Shes amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!Monica: Well, go over to her! Shes not with anyone.Chandler: Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.Rachel: Oh, cmon. Shes a person, you can do it!Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.Ross: He could never get a woman like that in a million years.Chandler: Thank you, buddy.Phoebe: Oh, oh, but yknow, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys.Monica: You could do that!Chandler: Ythink?All: Yeah!Chandler: Oh God, I cant believe Im even considering this... Im very very aware of my tongue...Ross: Cmon! Cmon!Chandler: Here goes. (He walks over to her but just stands there.)Aurora: ...Yes?Chandler: Hi.... um... okay, next word... would be... Chandler! Chandler is my name, and, uh...(He clears his throat noisily)...hi.Aurora: Yes, you said that.Chandler: Yes, yes I did, but what I didnt say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh... would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight. (He walks back to the others but she calls him back.) Aurora: Chandler?(Joey enters from behind a curtain. The others all talk at once.)All: Hey! Youre in a play! I didnt know you could dance! You had a beard!Joey: Whadja think?(Pause)All: ...Hey! Youre in a play! I didnt know you could dance! You had a beard!Joey: Cmon, you guys, it wasnt that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head.All: (admitting) Saw your head. Saw your head.Chandler: (running back) She said yes!! She said yes!! (To Joey) Awful play, man. Whoah. (To All) Her names Aurora, and shes Italian, and she pronounces my name Chand-lrr. Chand-lrr. I think I like it better that way. (To Joey) Oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you. (He fishes a card out of his pocket.)Rachel: What is it?Joey: The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency. Wow, an agency left me its card! Maybe they wanna sign me!Phoebe: Based on this play? ...Based on this play![Scene: Central Perk, everyone else is there as Chandler enters.]Chandler: Hey, kids. All: Hey.Phoebe: (reading Monicas palm) No, cause this line is passion, and this is... just a line.Chandler: Well, I cant believe Ive been here almost seven seconds and you havent asked me how my date went.Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, Chand-lrr?Chandler: It was unbelievable. I-Ive never met anyone like her. Shes had the most amazing life! She was in the Israeli army...(A flashback of Aurora and Chandler on their date in Central Perk is denoted by italics.)Aurora: ...Luckily none of the bullets hit the engine block. So, we made it to the border, but just barely, and I- ...Ive been talking about myself all night long, Im sorry. What about you? Tell me one of your stories.Chandler: Alright. Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it.Chandler: We talked til like two. It was this perfect evening... more or less.Aurora: ...All of a sudden we realised we were in Yammon. Chandler: Oh, Im sorry, so we is?Aurora: We would be me and Rick.Joey: Whos Rick?Chandler: Whos Rick?Aurora: My husband.All: Ooooohhh.Chandler: Oh, so youre divorced?Aurora: No.Chandler: Oh, Im sorry, then youre widowed?...Hopefully?A。