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1、有关比很好的英文笑话阅读英文笑话笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们能够看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方法、社会关系和心理特征等等。XX精心搜集了有关比很好的英文笑话，供大家欣赏学习!有关比很好的英文笑话篇1After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.做完生意回来后，提姆以为应该给妻子带点什么礼品回去。“How about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $ bottle.“那些香水怎么卖啊?”她问卖化妆品的售货员。售货员给她展示了一支价值50美元的香水。“Thats a bit much,”said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $“看起来仿佛有点贵哦!”提姆说道。于是售货员又拿出一款30美元的香水。“Thats still quite a bit,”Tim complained.“还是贵

2、了点。”提姆埋怨道。Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $ bottle.售货员开始有点恼火了，就给提姆一瓶很小的香水，价值15美元。“What I mean,”said Tim, “is Id like to see something really cheap.”“我的意思是，”提姆说，“我想看看部分真正廉价的东西。”The clerk handed him a mirror.售货员听了后，递给了提姆一面镜子。有关比很好的英文笑话篇2I dont like to inquire too curiously into your affairs, said the lady to her husband. Butsomethings been bothering me for ? said the husband, Tell me all about got aletter last Friday, the lady said.我不想过分好奇地探询你的事情，妻子对她的丈夫说，不过有件事已经困扰我好几天了。是吗?丈夫说，你说给我听听

3、。上星期五你收到了一封信，妻子说。It was perfumed. It was in a girls handwriting. I saw you oped it, you broke into a sweat. Youturned white. Your hands trembledFor goodnesssake, who was it from and what did it say?信是洒了香水的，是女孩的字迹。我见你打开信：你忽然冒出一身冷汗，你的脸变得煞白，你的手颤动着天哪，是谁写的信?信上全部说了些什么?噢，是这事儿，丈夫说，我当初决定我们俩最好不要谈论它。Oh, that, said the husband. I decided it was best for both of us not to talk about it at heavens sake, screamed the woman. Tell me who it was from and what it ,said the husband. It was from your dress shop. It

4、said you owe them $740.天哪!那女人尖叫起来，告诉我谁写的，全部写了些什么。好吧，丈夫说，是从你的服装店寄来的，说你欠她们七百四十美元。有关比很好的英文笑话篇3A preschooler asked his mother, Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father should I say?有一个上幼儿园的小孩问她母亲：“母亲，明天老师会问我们，我父亲是谁，那我应该怎么回复呢?”The mother said, Just tell her that God is your father!母亲说：“那你就说，上帝就是你的父亲啊!”The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, Who is your father?Scratching his scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the question.隔天她来到学校，老师问她：“你父亲是谁?”那个小孩在那边抓头抓脚，想不出来答案。The teacher asked again, Who is your father? The child confessed, I used to think that was my father. But yesterday my mother told me that I am the son of another person,and I cannot remember his name!老师再问一次：“你父亲到底是谁?”那个小孩就说：“我原来认为我父亲是史密斯先生，不过昨天我母亲又说我是另外一个人的儿子，我一下子忘记她的名字了。”

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