英语笑话-The,King,and,His,Stories,国王和他的故事.docx

英语笑话:The,King,and,His,Stories,国王和他的故事第一篇:《双语 笑话故事 (中英)力荐》 The King and His Stories Once there was a king. He likes to write stories, but his stories were not good. As people were afraid of him, they all said his stories were good. One day the king showed his stories to a famous writer. He thought the writer would praise his stories. He waited and waited. However, the writer finally said, “Your stories are so bad that I should throw them into fire”. Hearing this, the king got very angry, and sent him to prison. Several days later, the king set him free. Again he showed him some of his new stories and asked,”What do you think of them? ” The writer at once turned to the soldiers and said,” Take me back to prison, please.” Look for a Friend Sam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend who looks like him. Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish has eight legs. He doesn’t look like Sam. So Sam goes away. Sam meets a shark. He wants to say hello to the shark. The shark opens his big mouth. Sam runs away quickly. Sam is tired and hungry. He wants to have a rest. Then he sees a round fish. She says to him. “Hello! Would you like to be my friend?” Sam answers: “Of course! But you are round. I am flat.” The round fish days: “But we are both fishes.” Sam thinks and says, “You are right. Let’s be friends.” So, they become good friends. What Animals are the sea?海里有什么动物 There are all kinds of animals in the sea. Look!在海洋里有各种各样的动物。

看！ They are coming. 他们过来了 This is an octopus. The octopus is spraying ink. 这时一条章鱼，章鱼在喷墨 This is a shark. The shark has sharp teeth. 这是一条鲨鱼，鲨鱼有锋利的牙齿 This is a whale. The whale shoots water into the air. 这是一只鲸鱼，鲸把水喷射到空中 This is a sea turtle. The sea turtle has a hard shell. 这时始终海龟，海龟有坚硬的壳 These are starfishes. The starfishes have five legs. 这些是海星，海星有五条腿 These are angelfishes. The angelfishes have beautiful colors. 这些是扁蛟鱼，扁姣鱼有漂亮的花纹 This is a lobster. The lobster has strong claws. 这是一只龙虾，龙虾有强壮的爪子。

This is a jellyfish. The jellyfish has a soft body. 这是一个水母，水母有一个松软的身体 They are different. But all of them live in the sea. 他们各不一样，但他们都居住在海洋里 Naughty Monkey It’s very hot. An old man is asleep on the chair. A fly comes and sits on the end of the man’s nose. The old man has a naughty monkey. He chases the fly. The fly comes back again and sits on the old man’s nose again. The monkey chases it away again and again. This happens five or six times. The monkey is very angry. He jumps up, runs to the garden and picks up a large stone. When the fly sits on the old man’s nose again, the monkey hits it hard with the stone. He kills the fly and breaks the old man’s nose. 顽皮的猴子 天气很热。

一位老人在椅子上睡着了 一只苍蝇飞来落在老人的鼻子上 老人有一只顽皮的猴子猴子在追打苍蝇 苍蝇再次飞落在老人的鼻子上，猴子一再追打苍蝇 这样来回了五六次，猴子很生气 他跳着跑到花园，捡起一块大石头 当苍蝇再次落在老人的鼻子上时，猴子用石头击中老人的鼻子上的苍蝇 他砸死了苍蝇也打破了老人的鼻子 Where Is the Hat? Jack is a little goose. He has a lovely hat. He likes wearing it very much. But when he sits, his hat can’t stay on his head. He puts his hat down and begins to play game with the hat. When he gets tired of the game, things are not the same. He can’t find his hat. Where is it? Jack thinks hard. He looks up and down, and walks here and there. He can’t find his hat yet. At this time, his mother comes in. As soon as she sees Jack, she cries, “Oh, my dear! Don’t be foolish. Your hat is on your head.” Jack feels very foolish. He doesn’t want to wear his hat on his head. 帽子在哪里？ 杰克是一只小鹅。

它有一顶得意的帽子，他特别喜爱戴它当它坐着时，他的帽子总是戴着头上 它脱下它的帽子并起先用帽子玩嬉戏当它玩累时，事情就不是那样了 它没有找到他的帽子它在哪里？杰克细致想 它上下看了看，到处找了找，还是没有找到它的帽子 这时，它的母亲走进来，当她看到杰克就喊道：“啊！敬爱的，你真笨，帽子在你的头上 杰克感到自己很愚蠢它不像戴那顶帽子了 其次篇:《笑话中英文双语》 笑话 中英文 双语 Who Is the Laziest? Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class? Tom: I dont know, father. Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work? Tom: Our teacher, father. 中文： 父亲：哎，汤姆，今日我跟你们教师谈过，此时此刻我想问你个问题。

你们班上谁最懒？ 汤姆：我不知道，爸爸 父亲：啊，不对，你知道！想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课？ 汤姆：我们教师，爸爸 注释： watch是指专注地看着某人或某物的动作，指观看，常用于看电视、看竞赛、看某人进展某种活动等，一般用于看连续的过程；而look是指将视线放在某人或某物之上，常用来提示別人留意某人或某种正在发生的情況，一般是看一个画面 区分 Wife:You tell a man something,and then it will go in one ear and come out of the other. Husband:You tella woman something and then it will go in both ears and come out of the mouth. 老婆：你对男人说一件事，它会从一只耳朵进另一只耳朵出 老公：你对女人说一件事，它会从两只耳朵进从嘴里出 埋怨 If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him And never says it’s not quite as good as his mother made it-buy 。