成长的烦恼GrowingPains401.doc

成长的烦恼Growing Pains 401Ben: Pass it jenny, pass it! Into the basket. Veto: Hey, I’m open! I'm open! Ben: Slam it Jenny. Ben: Hey, foul. Veto: Hey you're foul. Jenny: Watch it you pig, dog, wart hog. Ah, got to go. Ballet class. Good game Ben. Ben: Nice going Jenny. We're still champs. Jenny: Stinky, try crocket. You know next time it will be you on your butt. Veto: Who cares? So are you guys coming to my Halloween party? Ben: You bet. Veto: But you didn't RSVP. Stinky: I get smacked if I do that in public. Veto: Just don't forget to bring a guest, if you know what I mean. Ben: Hi mum. Maggie: Good evening gentlemen. Stinky: Hello Mrs. Seaver. Veto: Yo! Maggie: Yo! Stinky: Mrs. Seaver's pregnant. Ben: Grow up you guys. It’s a perfectly natural bodily function. Kids: Natural bodily function! Oohh! Ben: Knock it off you guys. Veto: Yeah yeah. Listen I got to break. See you later. Ben: See you Veto. Stinky: Ben you've got to tell me. What does RSVP stand for? Ben: Don't you know anything? Stinky: Just tell me. Ben: RSVP means refreshments served at Veto's party. Stinky: Oh! Maggie: Is your father still with a patient? Mike: Uh hu. Maggie: Darn, I was hoping he'd cook dinner. Mike: Uh hu. Maggie: Would you tell him that I am too tired to cook? Mike: Uh hu. Maggie: I'll be upstairs taking a nap. Mike: Uh hu. Maggie: Mike, you haven’t heard a word I’ve said. Mike: Uh hu. Maggie: Mike! Mike: Yeah, dad flaked on the cooking and you’re tense, so you'll be upstairs waiting for his apology. Maggie: Uh. You were listening. Ben: But I don't get it. It’s a great costume. Why wont your mum let you wear it/ Stinky: She thinks dressing up like garbage is wrong for a kid named stinky. Mike: Is this going to be a long conversation? Stinky: So, what are you going to be? Ben: My usual. A dead guy with a meat cleaver in his head and eye balls hanging out. Stinky: Cool. I could be a big bloody boil growing out of your back. Ben: Alright! Mike: Guys! Kids kids kids. Come on now. Aren't you a little old for trick or treat? Ben: We are not kids. And it’s not trick or treat. Party at Veto Perducci's. Junior High only. Stinky: It’s in a horse barn. Ben: Yeah, there’s going to be plenty of RS at VP. Stinky: Games, prizes, lancing. Mike: Lancing? Stinky: That’s what gave me the boil idea. Mike: No no no no. Guys, it doesn't say lancing, it says dancing. Ben and Stinky: Oh! Mike: And it also says you and a guest. Now what girl wants to be seen with you with a meat cleaver stuck in your head, and the stink man here riding piggy back? Ben: But why mess up an important holiday like Halloween, with girls? Mike: I thought you liked girls? Ben: Some times I do, sometimes I don't Mike: Well you better make up your mind within the next two days, because you sure can’t go to a boy girl party without a girl. Ben: What are we going to do? Stinky: I guess we can kiss the boil goodbye. Ben: Haven’t you been listening to my brother? We have to come up with dates for this party, or just forget it. Stinky: I've got it. I could dress up like a girl and be your date. Ben: I don't date girls names Stinky. Stinky: You don’t date ant girls. Ben: Where the heck are we going to find girls? Stinky: To be on the safe side, I’m going to go home and try on one of my sisters dresses. Ben: That’s crazy. Stinky: You got a better idea? Ben: (in his head) Maybe he'll be cute. Ben: What am I saying? Jason: Mike is your mum home yet? Mike: Uh hu. Jason: And did you tell him I didn't have time to cook dinner? Mike: Uh hu. Jason: Is she upstairs? Mike: Uh hu. Jason: Have you heard a single word I've said? Mike: Yes, you want to know if mums tense about you blowing off cooking dinner. She is. Jason: Let me see what I can whip up for dinner. Ben: Hey dad. Jason: hey Ben. Hey don't spoil your appetite. I'm cooking a wonderful dinner tonight. Whether I like it or not. Ben: Mike, you've got to help me. Mike: Ben, I’m busy. Ben: But you told me that I need a date, and I don't know how. Mike: Come on Ben. Every time you ask me about girls, you always end up saying 'gross'. Ben: Hey, I’m in Junior High now. Mike: Well alright. I suppose it’s about time to give your heart and soul to a foxy female. Ben: Gross! I mean, can’t you just tell 。