六人行第一季FriendsS01E21中英双字幕.doc

Howd someone getyour credit card number?I have no idea.Look how much they spent!Calm down. You only have to payfor the stuff you bought.Still, its just such reckless spending.When somebody steals your credit card......theyve kind of alreadythrown caution to the wind.Wow, what a geek.They spent $. on a Wonder Mop.Thats me.Oh! Oh, the yuck.Hes doing it again!Marcel, stop humping the lamp!Stop humping!Now, Marcel, come back!Come here, Marcel!Oh, no, no! Not in my room!Ill get him.Youve got to do somethingabout the humping.What? Its just a phase.Well, thats what we said about Joey.Hey, would you all relax?Its not that big a deal.RACHEL:Marcel, stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey!- What?RACHEL: Ugh!Lets just say my Curious George dollis no longer curious.Ugh, Monica, you are not stillgoing over that thing.- This womans living my life.- What?Shes living my life,and shes doing it better than me.Look at this. Look.She buys tickets to plays I want to see.She shops at stores thatIm intimidated by the salespeople.She spent $ on art supplies.Youre not an artist.Yeah, well, I might beif I had the supplies.I mean, I could do all this stuff.Only I dont.Oh, Monica, come on.You do cool things.Oh, really? Lets compare, shall we?Oh, its so late for "shall we?"Do I go horseback ridingin the park, hmm?Do I take classes at The New School?- No.- No.This is so unfair.Shes got everything I want,and she doesnt have my mother.How about Joey Paponi?No, still too ethnic. My agent thinksI should have a name thats more neutral.Joey Switzerland?Plus I think it should be Joe.Joey makes me sound like Im......this big.Which Im not!Joe, Joe, Joe... Stalin?Stalin.Do I know that name?That sounds familiar.- Well, it does not ring a bell with me.- Huh.Joe Stalin.You know, thats pretty good.- You might want to try Joseph.- Ah!Joseph Stalin!- I think youd remember that!- Oh, yes!Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin.Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.- Hey.- Hey.Hi.Hi. Uh, yes, this is Monica Geller.Um, Im taking classes with you,and I was wondering what they were.What are you doing?All right, great.Great. Thanks a lot.Im going to tap class.So you can dance with the womanthat stole your card?Shes got my life.I want to see who she is.Go to the post office!Im sure her pictures up!Honey, youre kind of losing it here.This is really becominga weird obsession.This is madness, I tell you.For the love of God, Monica, dont do it!Thank you.What do you think?Lots of things.Which one do you think she is?- May I help you?- Oh, no, thanks.Were just here to observe.You dont observe a dance class.You dance a dance class!Spare shoes are over there.What does she mean?I think she means, "You dance......a dance class!"Come on, come on, come on!RACHEL:Really?Hey, do you see anybodyyou think could be me?People, last time there were yogurt containerslying around after class.Lets not have that happen again!She could be you.Lets get started.Five, six. Five, six, seven, eight.Okay, Im not getting this!Im totally getting it!Do you ever just feel like youreso unbelievably uncoordinated?What? You just click when they click.All right.Now everyone grab a partner.Oh! Oh.All right. And my dead mothersaid you are it! Im with Rachel.Great, its gym class all over again.RACHEL & PHOEBE:Aww.Thats all right. You can come upto the front and dance with me.Why dont I just take off my clothesand have a nightmare?Its okay, its okay!Im here, Im here. Im so sorry Im late.Okay, here I am.So whos the new tense girl?Shes your partner.- Hi, Im Monica.- Hi.Oh, ha.Monica.Hi, Im Mon...Nana.- Monana?- Yeah.Its Dutch.Youre kidding.I spent three years in Amsterdam.[SPEAKING IN DUTCH]Um, Pennsylvania Dutch.And were dancing!Five, six, seven, eight.Hi.- Hey.- Hey.- Where have you been?- I just got back from the vet.Shes not gonna make you weara big plastic cone, is she?She says Marcels humping thingis not a phase.Apparently, hes reached sexual maturity.Hey, he beat you!She says, as time goes on,hell start getting aggressive and violent.What does this mean?I have to give him up.I cant believe it. This sucks!You just got him.How could he be an adult already?I know, I know.One day hes this little thing......and before you know it,hes this little thing......I cant get off my leg.Isnt there any way you can keep him?No. No.The vet said that unless hes in a placewhere he has regular access......to some monkey loving......hes just gonna get vicious.I just gotta get him into a zoo.- How do you get a monkey into a zoo?- I know that one!No, thats popes into a Vo。