小学三年级英语笑话大全.docx

小学三年级英语笑话大全小学三年级英语笑话篇一 Where is the egg? Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"? Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher:Then where is the “egg"? Student:In the cake,Sir. 鸡蛋在哪里? 老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗? 学生：可以我昨天吃了一块蛋糕 老师：“鸡蛋”在哪? 学生：在蛋糕里，先生 小学三年级英语笑话篇二 Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.” 汤姆是个小孩， 他才7岁。

当他去电影院的时候那时他第一次去他买了张票进去了 但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了 几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票 接着两三分钟后他又出来买票 一个女的问她，“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友?" "没有， 我里面没朋友， 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了" 小学三年级英语笑话篇三 Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him. Man:He is really somebody.What does do? Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery 他真是一个大人物 小孩：我叔叔下面有1000个人 男人：他真是一个大人物他是干什么的? 小孩：墓地守墓人 小学三年级英语笑话篇四 Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 一名伟人 老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗? 学生：当然。

因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁 小学三年级英语笑话篇五 Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup. Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it. 史密斯先生：服务员，我的汤里有一只死苍蝇. 服务员：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被烫死的. 小学三年级英语笑话篇六 Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱 父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了(该自立了)，不是吗? 儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗? 小学三年级英语笑话篇七 "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?” “没有，老师。

可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面 第 3 页 共 3 页。