高中英语《Frinds老友记》第5季中英文对照完整剧本517 The One With Rachel’s Inadvertant Kiss素材.doc

517 The One With Rachels Inadvertant Kiss[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily.]Rachel: Good, you guys are all here!Ross: Hey! Whats up?Rachel: Well, I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow!All: Congratulations! Ohh, thats great!Rachel: I know!Joey: Boy, that guys underwear sucks!Rachel: Wh-what?!Joey: I got this pair marked excess, I gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there.Rachel: Anyway, Im going to be the coordinator of the womans collection, Ill work right under the director, its the perfect, perfect job for me!Phoebe: Wow! Well, if you nail the interview, youll get it!Rachel: Yeah.Phoebe: You wanna work on your interview skills?Rachel: O-okay!Phoebe: Okay! All right, lets start with the handshake. Hi.Rachel: Hi. (They shake hands.)Phoebe: Very good handshake, good wrist action.Monica: Let me try. (Gets up to join them.)Phoebe: Okay. (They shake hands and she pulls away suddenly) Oh my God! What did I ever do to you?! (Rubbing her hand.)Monica: Did I squeeze it too hard?Phoebe: Lets just say, Im glad Im not Chandler.(Chandler tries to comprehend that remark.)Opening Credits[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross.]Joey: Thats right Ross, I can see you in your new apartment! And you can see me! Same as yesterday, (To Monica) same as the day before.Monica: Is he doing his shark attack bit yet?Joey: Nope. Op, wait! There he goes. (We see Ross through the window and he acts like a swimmer that gets attacked by a shark, picture one of the many, many, many Jaws movies they made and you get the idea.)Joey: (waving) Very funny Ross! Very life-like and funny. Okay. (Notices that a woman is waving back.) Oh no-no-no, I wasnt waving at you lady. (She just stares at him.) (Joey sees how beautiful she is.) Whoa, maybe I was! Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Rosss building is flirting with me.Monica: Get in there man! Flirt back, mix it up!Joey: Yeah, I-I-Im down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! Shes waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-Ill be right over. Lets see, shes on the third floor…Monica: (joining him) Wow! She is pretty, huh?Joey: Tell me about it, huh? (Realizes that she can see Monica.) Oh no-no-no, Im not with her, shes just Monica! (He pantomimes that out.) Ewwuck! (He pushes Monica away and makes a disgusted face.)[Scene: Rosss Building, Joey is trying to find the hot girls apartment. So hes walking up the hallway counting doors. He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it. Ross opens the door, its his apartment.]Ross: Hey Joey! Great stuff huh?Joey: This is your place?Ross: Of course it is. Yeah, come on in. Ooh-ooh, go by the window you can pretend to be surfing. (He pretends hes surfing by the window.)Joey: But I counted, youre not supposed to live here! Oh man! (Runs away.)[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Joey is entering again.]Joey: Ugh!!Monica: What happened?Joey: I ended up at Rosss place. Oh, I musta missed counted or something. (Looks out the window.) Damn! Shes not there anymore. Oh, l-l-look, Ross is doing his Watching TV bit. (We see Ross sitting on the couch and flipping through the channels on his remote.)Monica: No Joey, I think hes just watchin TV. (Its only when the camera cuts to Rosss apartment that we see that the TV is turned off and Ross is indeed doing a bit. He then tries to hide his smirk.)[Scene: Monica and Rachels, later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye.]Garys Radio: Weve lost visual contact with the suspect.Gary: Okay, now Ive really have to go!Phoebe: But its just so unfair that our date has to get cut short just cause some guy shot at a store clerk.Gary: I know, but its my job, sweethart!Phoebe: Okay, then maybe I can come too!Garys Radio: Suspect has just emerged naked from the sewer.Phoebe: All right, you go. (They kiss.)Gary: Bye-bye.Phoebe: Kay, bye!(Gary closes the door behind him.)Phoebe: Oh God!Monica: What?Phoebe: Oh I just miss him so much!Monica: Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?Phoebe: Yeah, its weird. I cant help it though hes so sweet, hes like this little puppy dog, yknow? But like a really tough one that shots bad guys. Ohh, I just love beginning parts of relationships, yknow?! You just like cant keep your hands off each other.Monica: I know it is the best.Phoebe: So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?Monica: What? Its still going on.Phoebe: Come on, seriously! When did it end?Monica: I-I am serious, I mean, were, were all over each other all the time.Phoebe: Okay, you 。