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1 《律政俏佳人》Legally Blonde Script - Dialogue Transcript Legally Blonde Script - Dialogue Transcript Voila! Finally, the Legally Blonde script is here for all you quote spouting fans of the movie starring Reese Witherspoon. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Legally Blonde. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. You won't hurt my feelings. Honest. Swing on back to Drew's Script-O-Rama afterwards for freer movie scripts! - Legally Blonde Script Here it is! Thanks. Did you guys sign it? Did you sign the card? And five and four and-- Hey, girls, sign! All right! Here you go! - Elle's gonna love it! - Thanks. You go, girl! Hi, girls! Here, sign! Thanks! There she is. Thank you. I love that restaurant! I heard Madonna went into labor there. Oh, gosh! I have to go shopping! I'll see you tonight. Bye. Bruiser, what's this? “Good luck tonight. Elle and Warner forever.“ Oh, that's so cute. Oh, my gosh! You guys are so sweet! But I'm not positive it'll happen tonight. Hello! He just had lunch with his grandmother. You know he got the rock. Why else would she have flown in from Newport? It's not like she'd Fed Ex a six-carat diamond. Do you really think? I can't believe you're getting engaged! Oh, my gosh... you guys have to help me pick out the perfect outfit. Come on! I think you should go with the red. It's the color of confidence. I don't understand why you're disregarding... your signature color. He's proposing. I can't look like I would on any other date. This is the date-- the night I'll always remember. I want to look special. Bridal. But not like I expect anything.2 There's nothing I love more... than a dumb blonde with daddy's plastic. Did you see this one? We just got it in yesterday. Is this low-viscosity rayon? Yes. Of course. With a half-loop top-stitching on the hem? Absolutely. It's one of a kind. It's impossible to use a half-loop top-stitching... on low-viscosity rayon. It would snag the fabric. And you didn't just get it in. I saw it in the June Vogue a year ago. So if you're trying to sell it for full price... you picked the wrong girl. Girls, this is it. In a few hours... I'll be the future Mrs. Warner Huntington III. Wow. You look so beautiful. So do you. Let's get out of here. Must be strange having such perfect eyes. God, you're so wonderful. Elle, thank you. Here's to us. To us. One of the reasons I wanted to come here tonight... was to discuss our future. And I am fully amenable to that discussion. Good. You know how we've been having... all kinds of fun lately? Well, Harvard is gonna be different. Law school is a completely different world... and I need to be serious. Of course. My family expects a lot from me. - Right. - I expect a lot from me. I plan on running for office someday. I fully support that. You know that. Absolutely. But the thing is... if I'm going to be a senator by the time I'm thirty... I need to stop dicking around. Warner, I completely agree. That's why I think it's time for us... Elle, pooh bear... - I do. - I think we should break up. What? I've been thinking, and it's the right thing to do. You're breaking up with me? I thought you were proposing. Proposing? Elle, if I'm going to be a senator... I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn. You're breaking up with me because I'm too blonde?3 No. That's not entirely true. Then what? My boobs are too big? Elle, your boobs are fine. So when you said that you would always love me... you were just dicking around? Elle, I do love you. I just can't marry you. You have no idea of the pressure that I am under. My family has five generations of senators. My brother's in the top three at Yale Law. He just got engaged to a Vanderbilt,for Christ's sake. Bad salad. Sweetie... Pooh bear? It's not like I have a choice here, sweetheart! You get the car, I'll get the check. I won't be having the salad. Let me take you home. Elle, believe me. I never expected to do this... but I think it's the right thing. How can it be the right thing when we're not together? I have to think of my future... and what my family expects of me. So you're breaking up with me... because you're afraid your family won't like me? Everybody likes me. East Coast people are different. Because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air! Across the street from Aaron Spelling! Most people would agree that's a lot better... than some stinky old Vanderbilt! I told you. I need someone serious. But I'm seriously in love with you. Isn't that enough? Pooh bear, just get in the car. You'll ruin your shoes. Morning, Amy. Elle, it's Amy. I'm having trouble with this whole lip-liner thing. - Sweetie, didn't you hear? - Hear what? It's terrible. He dumped her. Why me? Because you're not gonna remember anything after tonight. Oh, you're wrong. I will remember, no matter what.。