FriendsSeason08剧本.doc

可可听力口语网：致力于打造免费练习听力口语网 《Friends》剧本（第八季）801 The One After "I Do"[Scene: The Wedding Hall, Monica and Chandler have just said "I do," and the photographer is taking the required pictures. First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey.]Photographer: Great. (Takes a picture.) Great! Just give me a sec to change film.Monica: Okay.Ross: (To Monica) Okay, I know I’m not supposed to know, but I do. And I’m so excited for you!Joey: What? What’s going on?Ross: Monica’s pregnant!Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!Monica: Guys! I’m not pregnant.Joey: Ah. (To Chandler) Slow swimmers? (Chandler looks at him.)Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-you’re not pregnant?Monica: You didn’t tell anybody I was did you?!Ross: No! (Pause) I’ll be right back. (Exits.)Photographer: Now why don’t we get a shot of just Monica and the bloody soldier.Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.Joey: I can’t! I-I don’t have any other clothes here.Monica: Find some! Please! Anything that doesn’t say I-I died tragically in France. (Joey leaves to find clothes.)Photographer: Well then why don’t we see the bride and the groom and the bridemaids.Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you weren’t pregnant?Monica: Because I’m not.Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if you’re not pregnant—(She sees Rachel shaking her head)—It’s because I am.(Flash, the photographer takes a picture of Monica and Chandler’s stunned faces.)Chandler: What?! What are you talking about?Monica: What are you talking about?Phoebe: Yes, I…I am with child. (Flash) And I didn’t want to say anything because it’s your day; I didn’t want to steal your thunder.Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?!Chandler: Who’s the father?Monica: Yeah!Phoebe: I can’t say.Monica: Why?!Chandler: Why not?Phoebe: I can’t say because he’s famous.Rachel: Oh my God, who is it?! (Phoebe rolls her eyes.)Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.Phoebe: Okay, okay. It’s James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby.Chandler: As in Barbara Streisand’s husband James Brolin?Phoebe: What?! Well he never said that to me!Opening Credits[Scene: The Wedding Hall, continued from earlier.]Photographer: Why don’t we have Monica step away and we’ll get Chandler and the bridemaids.Phoebe: How about just the bridemaids?Chandler: Y’know I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.Phoebe: It is.Rachel: For you. (Chandler leaves.)Phoebe: Oh my God!Rachel: Oh, thank you for doing that. I just can’t deal with this just quite yet.Phoebe: So instead you told me Monica was pregnant.Rachel: You said that she was, I just didn’t disagree with you.Phoebe: Sneaky.Rachel: Oh yeah.Photographer: Smile ladies.Rachel: Oh! (They smile and the picture is taken.) Oh by the way?Phoebe: Uh-hmm.Rachel: James Brolin?Phoebe: Oh, I know. I could only think of two names, him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remembered he’s gay.Rachel: Ed Begley Jr. is not gay.Phoebe: (intrigued) Really?![Scene: The Reception Hall, the party is in full swing.]Bandleader: Thank you very much! Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you for the very first time, Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing!(They enter.)Chandler: Before we go out there I’ve got a present for ya.Monica: Honey, I’m going to put my hand in your pocket!Chandler: No?Monica: No.Chandler: I’ve been taking dancing lessons.Monica: What?!Chandler: Yeah, the last six weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you will never forget.Monica: Oh that is so sweet!Chandler: So? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?Monica: Yes.(They walk onto the dance floor and Chandler slips and almost falls.)Monica: What’s the matter?Chandler: I don’t know, it’s these new shoes, they’re all slippery.Monica: Well, are you going to be able to do this?Chandler: Not well.(They start dancing and Chandler starts slipping around.)Monica: Well, the good news is, I don’t think anyone’s looking at us.[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel at their table.]Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it?Rachel: No.(Pause)Phoebe: Now?Rachel: No!Phoebe: Okay, we’ll talk about something else then.Rachel: Thank you.Phoebe: Who’s the father?!Rachel: Ugh! Look honey y’know what? I haven’t told him yet, so until I do I don’t think I should tell anybody else.Phoebe: Yeah. That’s fine. That’s fair. Is it Tag?Rachel: Phoebe!!Phoebe: Okay, I’m sorry. I’ll stop.Rachel: Okay.Phoebe: Is it Ross? It’s Ross isn’t it—Oh my God, it’s Joey!Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.Phoebe: Ah-hah! At least we know it’s a him.[Cut to Joey entering wearing a preppy t。