西游记英文版剧本.docx

本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑西游记英文版剧本 篇一：英语-西游记英文搞笑剧本 孙悟空 Monkey ( M for short ) 白骨精 Jenny White ( J for short ) 唐僧 Tang Seng ( T for short ) 黄袍怪 Yellow ( Y for short ) 沙僧 Sha Seng ( S for short ) 猪八戒 Pig ( P for short ) Act 1 （J 照着镜子上台） （这时，铃响了起来，J不耐烦地接过听筒，于是，一个更另她心烦的声音就在那头响起 Y: Hello! It’s me. J: I know it’s you. You call me every day ，it has 400 years Y: And today, I’ll ask the same question again.Will you marry me? (J对这位契而不舍的追求者已厌烦到了极点) J: You wish ! I get one more pimple. How bad! Y: Ah! I just call to tell you the meat of Tang Seng can make you beautiful and Tang Seng will come to our place.We can go and catch him together. J: ok ,ok,. I will have a rest.(不待Y说完，J就没好气地挂断了。

) Y；Refuse me again .I will never give up.(说罢，好不威信的下台去了) J: How nasty he is! ( 她想了想，说 ) But Tang Seng is really good for me.（拿起一副望远镜J便查看起T的行踪来) J: ( 欢喜万分 ) Ah-ha, (M握着金箍棒在前面探路,打给T) M：Hi,master. T; monkey,where are we ? M; DaHuangZheng,JieShouShi M; Ok，we are coming. (P在前面摇摆走着，T随后，可怜S提着大量行李上台) M；master，please（指着一休息地方） （J拿起一纸筒，把耳朵凑上去偷听T师徒四人谈话） T: Monkey! You are great, thank you very much ,I am happy to be your teacher and...... (P懒洋洋地突然打断 ) P: Sir! I’m so hungry. T: I’m hungry too. Monkey, go and buy some food。

Don’t go to LanZhouNiurouMianGuan and LiuYiFanDian, just go to ChangQingFanDian.It is cheap （M点头允许，欲要离去） T; monkey,just go to changqingfandian. M; yes sir.( 欲要离去) T; monkey,wash your box. M; ok.ok( 欲要离去) T; monkey,be careful M; thank you sir( 欲要离去) T; monkey....(M不耐烦打断) M；you,go away(飞奔而去) （剩余师徒三人拿出经书念起三字经，一会就睡着了舞台另一头的J听了不禁眉开眼笑 J: It’s a good time. （J急速地打扮好，挎着篮子走到了T师徒的面前P闻着香味醒了，并叫醒师傅） P: Ah, a beautiful girl. Hello! What’s in your basket? It smells nice! J: Some food for my son.《husband》- P: I’m hungry. Can I have some? （心急的P伸手去拿篮子里的东西，J假装恐慌地护住了篮子。

T: Pig! be polite. J: You are very kind. I can give you some food. T: （ 双手合十 ）Good girl M: Monster! （T听到Monster一词马上吓得晕倒在S怀中S害怕万分） S；master master,Pig Pig, come here M: No matter how big you are, I’ll kill you. J: How nasty you are! M: Monster! Take my stick! （M举起金箍棒就要向J的头顶击下就在这千钧一发之际，P猛然扑上去将M拦腰抱住） P: Beauty, run! Run run. (T 逃过一劫，对各位徒弟尤其是M的拼死养护感动之至，对S说；monkey is great情不自禁地唱起了Only You其结果，三个土地全头痛欲裂，大吐特吐) （终究，T唱完了） T: ( 清清嗓子 ) Monkey, go and buy the lunch. I’m very hungry. M: Yes，master，Just stay here。

边说边画圈 ）Goodbye sir. （M离开后，T等就在圈内又念起三字经，不一会打起瞌睡来，P更是鼾声震天 （J见M走了，便又来打T的方法她走了两步，踩到了M画的圈 J: Ouch （J知道M的厉害，不敢轻举妄动但T近在眼前，她实在不甘心放弃她想了想，忽地计上心头，变出一盒KFC J: Come, come Come （T等仿佛着了魔似的，梦游般循着KFC的香气向圈子外走J终究如愿地把他们引出来了就在J的手向T伸去的时候，M赶回来了，再次将J当场抓获 M: You again! J: You you. How nasty you are! M: Now you cannot run! (T 刚刚清楚，看到厮杀场面，想到自己又一次有惊无险，慨叹；monkey is really great不仅又唱起了Only YouM不堪忍受此歌声，抓着J的手也放松了J乘机溜走了) （T唱罢，众人终究松了口气P猛然察觉M正望着J远去的方向发呆，伸手在M的眼前晃了晃，M竟然没有回响 P: ( 调侃地 ) Ah, you like that beautiful girl. (M 回过神来，察觉自己的失态，给了P一拳。

) T: Monkey, I know that woman is nice, but you can’t love her. loving girls needs time and money. you don’t have much time and much money. M: I won’t. T: That’s fine. Everybody ,are you reday? （列队齐声）：Yes sir (音乐响起——《Nobody》) （转身跳起了nobody） 篇二：西游记之女儿国 中英结合,剧本 旁白: The master and his three appretences come to the kingdom of females. They plan to take a break here for couple days. But with so many women, there perseverance is facing challenge. The pig guy lose control of himself… 唐僧师徒四人途经女儿国。

他们计划在这里休息几天但是面对着这么多女人，他们的意志力受到了挑战猪八戒失去了理智… 孙悟空: Master, we are walking too long, why can’t we find a place to have a rest? 孙悟空：师傅，我们走了这么久，为什么不找个地方休息一下呢？ 唐僧: Look, there is a palace! (pointing to the front ) 看！那里有个宫殿！（指向前方） 旁白: The master and his three apprentences come to the door. The king that never see man come out and meet them. 唐僧师徒四人来到宫殿门口从没见过男人的国王出来接见他们 国王: Who are you? 唐僧: We are the monks from the east. Can we stay here for a few days? 唐僧：我们是东方来的和尚我们能在这里住几天吗 国王: Sure, we are so glad we have male gusts. But you can’t bully the girls in my kingdom.当然可以，但是你们不能凌辱我们国家的姑娘们 唐僧: Sure.当然 猪八戒：(said to the monkey) The girls are beautiful!（对孙悟空说：这些女孩都好美丽！） 孙悟空: You don’t think about that, we are monks. 你不能打这些女孩的方法，我们是和尚 猪八戒: (depressed) Ok …（消沉地）好吧… 旁白: Although the pig know that he can’t come close to the girls, but he still put his eyes on them. And the view in the palace is very beautiful, he don’t want to travel with the master any more. Life in here must be very comfortable, and have many beautiful girls, why not to live here? 虽然猪八戒知道他不能接近这些姑娘，但是他还是忍不住去看他们。

而且宫殿里的风景很美， 他不想再去西天取经了这里的生活这么幸福，他为什么不住在这里 （所以猪八戒偷偷地找到了国王） 猪八戒: Could I stay and live here.我能住在这里吗 国王：why？ 猪八戒: Because the jour。