机械公敌 字幕.doc

00:03:13,000 00:03:14,661Thing of beauty.00:03:20,208 00:03:22,005Good morning, sir!00:03:22,176 00:03:25,009Yet another on-time delivery from--00:03:25,179 00:03:27,670Get the hell out of my face, canner.00:03:28,049 00:03:30,017Have a nice day!00:03:32,453 00:03:36,947And we believe our Destination Anywherepackage to be the best value.00:03:37,158 00:03:42,357Let us take you to your dream destinationaboard our orbital spaceplane, the X-82.00:03:46,934 00:03:52,372Try Jazztown 's synthetic Chicago-stylepizza. Tastes as good as you remember.00:03:53,474 00:03:56,705Glowfish! The world's hottest-sellingtransgenic treats.00:03:56,878 00:04:00,439Your children will love the new colors too!00:04:01,749 00:04:03,649-Excuse me, sir.-Total performance.00:04:03,818 00:04:06,309Total readiness. Total security.00:04:06,487 00:04:08,785So goodbye to upgradesand service calls.00:04:08,956 00:04:11,049An uplink to USR's central computer...00:04:11,225 00:04:14,661...provides this state-of-the-art robotwith new programs daily.00:04:14,829 00:04:18,060The Nestor Class 5is tomorrow 's robot today.00:04:18,833 00:04:21,267Spoon! Spoonie!00:04:25,206 00:04:28,733Hold up. Hold on!Excuse me, excuse me.00:04:28,910 00:04:31,401-Spoon, where you been at?-Just away, Farber.00:04:31,579 00:04:34,446Oh, yeah, away? Like vacation?That's nice.00:04:34,649 00:04:38,016I got a favor to ask.I need to borrow your car.00:04:38,286 00:04:42,848This is different. I got this fine-assyummy-- She is complete and agreeable.00:04:43,157 00:04:44,818I mean, ass-hot spankable.00:04:45,026 00:04:47,688-What does that even mean?-You know what it means.00:04:47,862 00:04:50,296-Let me get the damn-ass keys.-First of all...00:04:50,465 00:04:54,629-...stop cussing. You're not good at it.-Give me 1 0 for the bus, then, man.00:04:54,969 00:04:58,530-Go home.-That's strike one, Spoon. Strike one!00:05:15,490 00:05:18,653This is such a valuable day....00:05:18,960 00:05:21,053You talk to Marci?00:05:23,130 00:05:25,360No, Gigi, I haven't talked to Marci.00:05:25,533 00:05:28,832When I was coming up,we didn't just marry someone...00:05:29,003 00:05:31,801...then divorce them,then not talk to them.00:05:31,973 00:05:33,702Del, don't play with me.00:05:33,875 00:05:38,335I bet if I stopped cooking,you'd call Marci.00:05:39,413 00:05:42,405Boy, what is that on your feet?00:05:43,317 00:05:46,286Converse All Stars, vintage 2004.00:05:47,522 00:05:50,685Don't turn your face up.I know you want some. Just ask.00:05:50,858 00:05:53,383No, thank you very much.00:05:53,694 00:05:56,561-Sweet potato pie.-Put that on a plate.00:05:57,398 00:06:02,199I've seen on TV they're giving awaysome of them new robots in the lottery.00:06:02,603 00:06:06,903You know, Gigi, those robotsdon't do anybody any good.00:06:07,074 00:06:10,237Of all the people on God's earth,you should know better.00:06:10,411 00:06:14,177Sometimes the stuffthat comes out of your mouth!00:06:15,616 00:06:17,743You listening to me, Del?00:06:29,230 00:06:30,458Hey!00:06:30,698 00:06:32,029Hey!00:06:35,903 00:06:38,269Hold my pie. Sir, hold it or wear it.00:06:45,112 00:06:46,238Move!00:06:53,854 00:06:55,412Freeze!00:06:59,493 00:07:01,051Hey! Stop!00:07:10,404 00:07:11,871Stop!00:07:17,511 00:07:18,944I said, stop!00:07:21,482 00:07:23,416Relax. Relax.00:07:23,584 00:07:25,415I'm a police officer.00:07:25,586 00:07:26,780You...00:07:27,688 00:07:29,986...are an asshole.00:07:30,157 00:07:33,615-Ma'am, is that your purse?-Of course it's my purse.00:07:33,794 00:07:37,286I left my inhaler at home.He was running it out to me.00:07:37,465 00:07:40,127I saw a robot running with the purseand assumed--00:07:40,534 00:07:42,593What? Are you crazy?00:07:43,337 00:07:46,329-I'm sorry for this misunderstanding.-Don't apologize.00:07:46,507 00:07:50,273You're doing what you're supposedto do. But what are you doing?00:07:51,512 00:07:52,877Have a lovely day, ma'am.00:07:53,047 00:07:57,541You're lucky I can't breathe,or I'd walk all up and down your ass.00:08:20,074 00:08:22,872Lead by example.00:08:24,245 00:08:26,440It says that right on your badge.00:08:26,647 00:08:28,706-We gonna talk about this?-About what?00:08:28,883 00:08:33,013"Help! Police! That robot stolemy dry cleaning!"00:08:33,821 00:08:35,812Oh, you wanna talk about that.00:08:37,491 00:08:39,220Detective...00:08:39,960 00:08:44,192-...how many robots snatch purses?-John, the thing is running--00:08:44,365 00:08:47,892How many robots in the world...00:08:48,069 00:08:50,867-...have ever committed a crime?-Define crime.00:08:51,072 00:08:53,768-Answer my question, damn it.-None, John.00:08:56,410 00:08:59,277Now tell me what happened today.00:09:00,414 00:09:02,075Nothing.00:09:03,884 00:09:05,681Better be the last nothing.00:09:11,592 00:09:16,552Spoon, are you sure you are ready to beback? Because you can take your time.00:09:16,731 00:09:20,030I'm fine, John. 。