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[短篇英文笑话故事精选]英文短篇故事 　　英语笑话由于其滑稽可笑的特点而为人们漫长以来所宠爱我共享短篇英文笑话故事，盼望可以协助大家! 　　短篇英文笑话故事：多少钱? 　　How Much Is It? 　　It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went to a lot of shops, and Mrs. Hermann bought a lot of things. She often stopped and said, Look, Joe! Isnt that beautiful! 　　He then answered, All right, dear, How much is it? and took his money out to pay for it. 　　It was dark when they came out of the last shop, and Mr. Hermann was tired and thinking about other things, like a nice drink by the side of a warm fire at home. Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, Look at that beautiful moon, Joe! 　　Without stopping, Mr. Hermann answered, All right, dear, How much is it? 　　严冬降临，荷曼太太想选购一大批东西，所以她就始终等到周六丈夫有空的时候，她拖着他去商店付钱连带拎包袱。

他们去了很多商店，荷曼太太买了一大堆东西她经常停下脚步说道：看，乔伊!那个多美丽! 　　他总是答复：好吧!敬爱的，多少钱?然后掏钱去付款 　　他们从最终一家商店出来的时候夜幕已经驾临，荷曼先生已精疲力尽了他心里想着其它事情，比方在家里暖暖的火炉边呷口美酒突然他太太仰视天空，说道：看那月亮多美，乔伊! 　　荷曼先生不加思索答道：好吧，敬爱的，多少钱? 　　短篇英文笑话故事：To be on the Safe Side 　　In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row: 　　Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago? 　　 Yes, but it doesnt really matter. It didnt hurt at all. 　　Oh, no, it isnt that. I only want to make sure that this is my row. 　　保证没走错 　　在一家电影院里，一名观众在演出期间站了起来，沿着他那排位子走到休息室去了。

几分钟后，他回到那排位子并问坐在首位的那位男士道： 　　对不起，请问我刚刚出去的时候是踩着你的脚吗? 　　是的，不过没什么关系，一点也不疼 　　噢，不，我不是这个意思我只是想确认一下这是不是我的那排位子 　　短篇英文笑话故事：An Abstract Noun 　　Teacher: Whats an abstract noun, Jane? 　　Jane: I dont know, madam. 　　Teacher: What, you dont know! Well. Its the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example. 　　Jane: A red-hot poker, madam. 　　抽象名词 　　教师：简，什么是抽象名词? 　　简：我不知道，教师 　　教师：什么，你不知道!抽象名词就是你想象得到但触摸不到的东西此时此刻，你给我举个例子 　　简：教师，比方说一根炙热的拨火棍。

　　短篇英文笑话故事：Its Not My Fault 　　Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustnt pull the cats tail. 　　Daughter: Im only holding it, Mom. The cats doing the pulling. 　　不是我的错 　　妈妈(正教训她的女儿)：你不该拽猫的尾巴 　　女儿：妈，我只是握着猫尾巴，它自己在拽 　　短篇英文笑话故事：Gallant Effort 　　At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, What a small appetite you have tonight, Mr. Jones. 　　To sit next to you, he replied gallantly, would cause any man to lose his appetite. 　　殷勤 　　在一次晚餐聚会上，一位害羞的年青人始终在冥思苦想对女主子说一些好听的话。

时机总于来了，女主子转向他说：琼斯先生，您今晚的饭量太小了 　　坐在您身边，他殷勤的说道，任何男人都会失去胃口的 　　看了短篇英文笑话故事的人还看了： 1.短篇英文笑话故事大全 2.短篇英语笑话故事大全 3.关于经典英语笑话故事精选 4.5分钟英语笑话故事精选 5.简短英语笑话故事大全 第5页 共5页。