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《SHERLOCK》Season Two Episode One-----A Scandal in Belgravia【PREVIOUSLY】S: Who are you?JIM: Jim Moriarty. Hi.S: Consulting criminal.JIM: I have loved this, this little game of ours.S: People have died.JIM: That's what people DO!S: I will stop you.JIM: If you don't stop prying...I'll burn you. I will burn the heart out of you.S: Catch you later.JIM: No, you won't!JIM: Sorry, boys! I'm SO changeable! It is a weakness with me, but to be fair to myself, it is my only weakness. You can't be allowed to continue. You just can't. I would try to convince you, but everything I have to say has already crossed your mind.S: Probably my answer has crossed yours.【Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees】JIM: Do you mind if I get that?S: Oh, no, please. You've got the rest of your life.JIM: Hello? Yes, of course it is. What do you want?JIM: [sorry about that]S: [IT'S FINE]JIM: SAY THAT AGAIN! Say that again, and know that if you're lying to me, I will find you, and I will skin you.JIM: Wait. Sorry... Wrong day to die.S: Hm... Did you get a better offer?JIM: You'll be hearing from me, Sherlock.JIM: So if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. If you don't, I'll make you into shoes.W: What happened there?S: Someone changed his mind. The question is... who?ADLER: Well, now, have you been wicked, Your Highness?Yes, Miss Adler.【A Scandal in Belgravia】 【THE PRESONAL BLOG OF Dr. John H. Watson May 30Life goes onTime to write up a few notes. I'm going to tell you about a couple of the smaller cases we've been involved in. What really happened on the Tilly Briggs pleasure cruise. Then there was that really odd case with the melting laptop and the time Sherlock...】S: What are you typing?W: Blog.S: About?W: Us.S: You mean me. W: Why?S: Well, you're typing a lot.S: Right, then. So, what have we got?MAN1: My wife seems to be spending a very long time at the office.S: Boring.WOMAN1: I think my husband might be having an affair.S: Yes.MAN2: She's not my real aunt, she's been replaced. I know she has. I know human ash. S: Leave.MAN3: We are prepared to offer any sum of money you care to mention for the recovery of these files.S: Boring.BOY: We have this website, it explains the true meaning of comic books, cos people miss a lot of the themes. But then all the comic books started coming true.S: Oh...interesting.【THE PRESONAL BLOG OF Dr. John H. Watson The Geek InterpreterThree young men came to Baker St claiming that events...】S: Geek Interpreter, what's that?W: That's the title.S: What does it need a title for?S: Do people actually read your blog?W: Where do you think our clients come from?S: I have a website.W: In which you enumerate 240 different types of tobacco ash. Nobody's reading your website. Right then, dyed blonde hair, no obvious cause of death, except for these speckles, whatever they are.S: Oh, for God's sakes! What? The Speckled Blonde?!【THE PRESONAL BLOG OF Dr. John H. Watson The Speckled BlondeEarly thirties, dyed blonde hair, strange red speckles all over her body...】GIRL: They wouldn't let us see Granddad when he was dead. Is that cos he'd gone to heaven?S: People don't really go to heaven when they die, they're taken to a special room and burned.W: Sherlock...L: There was a plane crash in Dusseldorf yesterday. Everyone dead.S: Suspected terrorist bomb. We do watch the news.L: You said "boring" and turned over.L: Well, according to the flight details, this man was checked in on board. Inside his coat he's got a stub from his boarding pass, napkins from the flight, even one of those special biscuits. Here's his passport, stamped at Berlin Airport. So this man should have died in a plane crash in Germany yesterday, but instead he's in a car boot in Southwark.S: Lucky escape.L: Any ideas?S: Eight so far. OK, four ideas. [PASPORT] [FLYAWAY AIRWAYS]Maybe two ideas.【THE PRESONAL BLOG OF Dr. John H. Watson Sherlock Holmes BaffledThe body of a 45 year old man was found in a car on wasteland in Surrey...】S: No, no, no, don't mention the unsolved ones.W: People want to know you're human.S: Why?W: Because they're interested.S: No, they're not. Why are they?W: Hmm, look at that. 1,895.S: Sorry, what?W: I reset that counter last night. This blog has had nearly 2,000 hits in the last eight hours. This is your living, Sherlock, not 240 different types of tobacco ash.S: 243.S: So what's this one? Belly Button Murders? The Navel Treatment?L: There's a lot of press outside, guys.S: Well, they won't be interested in us.L: Yeah，that was before you were an internet phenomenon. A couple of them specifically wanted photographs of you two.S: God's sake! John.W: Hmm?S: Cover your face and walk fast.L: Still, it's good for the public image, big case。