优秀经典的英语演讲稿.docx

本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑优秀经典的英语演讲稿 学习英语可以是一个枯燥的过程，也可以是一个好玩的过程我在此献上搞笑的英语笑话，梦想对大家有所扶助 英语幽默小笑话：歌德的宽容 Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, Ill never make way for a fool. But I will, with that Goethe retreated aside. 一次，歌德正在魏玛一个公园的狭窄小道上漫步碰巧，他遇见了一个对他怀有敌意的评论家两人都停了下来，彼此相互对视接着评论家说道:"我决不会给傻瓜让路'"可我会.'说完歌德退到了一边 英语幽默小笑话：谁更丑? Abraham Lincolns ability to laugh at himself sustained him through his many adversities. One example he often recalled was the time when an ugly man thrust a revolver in his face. Lincoln tried to remain calm, asking the man what he wanted. The man replied, holding the gun to Lincolns head, Some years ago I swore that if I ever came across an uglier man than myself, Id shoot him on the spot. 亚伯拉罕林肯自我解嘲的才智扶助他度过了大量灾难。

他经常回想起一个例子，一次一个丑陋的男子用一把左轮手枪顶在了他的脸上林肯努力保持镇静，问那人想要什么那人用枪指着他的头，回复说:"多年前我发过誓，假设见到一个比我还丑的人，我就当场击毙他' Relief crossed Lincolns face and he lost all his tension and anxiety. Shoot me, he said to the stranger, for if I am an uglier man than you, I dont want to live. 一丝欣慰擦过林肯的面庞，他的慌张和焦虑一扫而光"开枪吧，'他对那个目生人说，"由于要是我比你还丑，我就不想活了' 英语幽默小笑话：里根的雄心 Reagan is the oldest president in the history of the United States. He has been on many occasions cleverly counterattacked his opponents attack against his age.After making it known to the public that he has Alzheimers disease and his days are numbered, he, once again, suddenly appeared at a Republican campaign rally. He said:At present, Im afraid I cant run for the presidency in 1996, but this does not rule out the possibility of my running for presidency in 2000. Then, all stood up and applauded,even including his old enemies. 里根是美国历史上年龄最大的总统，他曾屡屡高明地回击了对手对他年龄的攻击。

他在公布了自已"已得老年痴呆症，来日无多'后，突然又一次展现在一个共和党的竞选集会上，并说:"就目前而言，我或许不能竞选1996年的总统了，但这并不摈弃我加入2000年总统竞选的可能性.'这时，全场起立，甚至连他的宿敌也为之鼓掌 — 3 —。