超级搞笑之刘备三顾茅庐(英文剧本).ppt

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故事纯属虚构，如有雷同，绝对盗版特此分享，以求为以后需要在英语课上表演的你们提供帮助，,,绝对我超所值，绝对汗，神起,……,Three visits to the cottage〔三顾茅庐〕 is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.  ------Team V,,,,After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.,SCENE 1,,Liubei’s Home,,,Actors: Liu,Guan,Zhang,Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!,,Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?,Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.,,Alas! How did I forget this? Let‘s go! Go~~ go go, Hurry up and follow me, let’s go to the mountain for money!,Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.,,And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.,SCENE 2,,Zhugeliang’s Home,,,Actors: Zhu, Zhu’s Wife,Good morning! I am the legend man〔传说哥〕，ZhuGeliang I am a man，not a god. And I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What’s CET-6? Do you know? You，you，you，know，no，you don’t know?(Ask the audience) and，I also don’t know.,Darling!,But she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It’s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Oh,，,my god. Why should I learn English?,My wife is coming. she is so long-winded that I can never bear her angry.,My dear, how about your study?,These books make me want to doze. I’m dizzy.,Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can’t pass cet-6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job.,But……,your father isn’t,李刚，,there’s no but just good good study, day day up. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like,铁岭,.,Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.,Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen,，,read and see!,Ok, come on ,baby!,Listen!,Sorry, I don’t know.,You don’t know? Oh, how unfortunate I am! I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn’t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now.,Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop! I ‘m going to study hard at once.,That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the read for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.,Are you pointing to that gatekeeper--- Liubei?,Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!,What is the matter? Madam?,Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England.,Yes! Madam!,While it is going on, Liubei, Guanyu, Zhangfei have came to the gate of Zhu Geliang’s house.,SCENE 3,,First Visit,,Outside Zhugeliang’s Home,,Actors: Liu,Guan,Zhang,keeper,What’s your code?,This is zhu’s house.Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!!,Your Code(,口令,),？,What’s the code? Oh, I see. “芝麻开门，信春哥，不挂科，信凤姐，得自信〞,Smart,，,he knows I like,凤姐,, hehe.(Open the door) Are these men asking for the debt?,This is Liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.,Zhu said he is not in.,En????,Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of  CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.,Well,！,He own our money. We wait for him here.,Did your head kick by the donkey, or shove by the door?(,你脑袋被驴踢了还是被门挤了,)Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let’s go home!,The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn’t see Zhu Geliang again. Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. Zhu Geliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is outside.,SCENE 4,,Third Visit,,Outside Zhugeliang’s Home,,,Actors: Liu,Guan,Zhang,Zhu,keeper,Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to go there time and time again.,Everything is cloud(,一切都是浮云,). These days, the borrower is the god! Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.,My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!,Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!,Sunflower press〔葵花点穴手〕,,I press，I press.,,I press continual.,I break.,,Brother’s words is right, but we will be dead of hungry.,Who is yelling outside my house?,It’s your grandpa Zhang.,,Repay our money, or I will give you some colour to see see.,I am a true man(,纯爷们,), Let’s fight!,$@!#^%%&^$$*&%#@@#@#@@……,$@!#^%%&^$$*&%#@@#@#@……,What’re you doing,，,little brother,？,Step Back.,,Mr. Liangzai. I have hunted you for a long time.,Come on, reporters,,,Take Pictures for us !,Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can’t let him in.,My darling, please don’t worry. I can make Liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue.,,〔三寸不烂之舌〕,Liangzai. I have hunted you for a long time!,Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?,My brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you will repay it for me? I have starved for several days.,I owe you $500? who can testify it? But if you can give me a chance, I will give you back something better. I am an honest man.,Why should I give you a chance? I will speak it to the judge.,Please look at yourself, although having ambition, you are just a guarder . But I can help you enlarge your power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that you can reign the whole country.,Wa wa wa. I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are so ideal. i will be the king.,If I give you a country, could I not repay your money?,En……. Of cause. But I need your help. are you willing to create a new country together with us,.,I want But I can’t.,If you don’t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don’t refuse.,En……sorry, I can’t. Because my Tigress forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.,En…..,Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.,Brother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk〔喝三鹿奶粉，腰不酸，腿不痛，走路也有劲了，喝三鹿奶粉，那个不痛，月月轻松〕. Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?,Good idea! Just do it! Let’s go for Caocao.,,Then the threes goes to Caocao to overdraft their salary from Caocao to buy the key for Zhugeliang……,SCENE 5,,Zhugeliang’s Home,,,Actors: Liu,Guan,Zhang,Zhu,Wife,keeper,,Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei,Guanyu, Zhangfei have been starving for one more month. After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom. So the couples will be apart. And Liu guan zhang are waiting out for him.,Sir, you are really a god . CET-6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.,,Oh, Darling!,What happened? 600 scores?,,I am so happy,，,oh Honey!,I can see my happy life is coming. Cars, house, money……I also need ten Filipino maids(,菲佣,),honey. honey,，,do you want to abandon me?,Of course! I’m going to be official in Liubei’s corporation, who need you, Go away.,Hai, is that Xiaoli? Waiting me at 315Yuning Hotel.,Your Majesty, I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last.,Let' go!!!!!,Wait for me!!!,,,,,,,THE END,Cast,,饰 诸葛亮,,饰 刘 备,,饰 关 羽,,饰 张 飞,,饰 诸葛亮妻,,饰 仆 人,,,导演:全体成员,,编剧：,,后期制作：,,旁白：,,道具：,,,致谢,,,,谢谢欣赏！,,东北大学生物系出品,。