《老友记》中英文剧本第八季第十六集.doc

816 The One Where Joey Tells RachelLisa Kudrow: (voiceover) Previously on Friends[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross]Joey: There’s this woman, that I like. A lot. Well, it’s complicated. She’s with this other guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to the guy, y’know? ’Ccause we’re really good friends.Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh… is he a good guy?Joey: Yeah, he’s the best.Ross: Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.Joey: Oh, I don’t know.Ross: Joey, it’s worth finding out. I mean, if you really like her.Joey: I do! So much! I can’t stop thinking about her! I can’t sleep, I—Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until…)Joey: It’s Rachel.[Fade to Black, then fade in again with Ross stopped at the doorway.]Ross: (closes the door) Did you um—I’m sorry, did you just say it’s Rachel?Joey: Yes.Ross: Um, you…you like Rachel?Joey: Yes. I like Rachel.Ross: Rachel?!Joey: (startled) Yeah, okay but look, buy uh—Hey-hey, y’know, y’know who else I like? You! And it-it doesn’t get said enough. I like you Ross.Ross: But R-R-Rachel-Rachel?! Joey: Yeah, but it’s not a big deal.Ross: It’s not a big deal? Oh, I’m sorry I just…um, I…what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I like—you-you can’t stop thinking about her. Like how you can’t sleep?Joey: I’m an actor, y’know? As-as a group, we tend to be over dramatic.Ross: Rachel who’s carrying my baby? Rachel?Joey: Look no, I-I know it’s bad, and I know it’s wrong. Okay? But-but it’s not like anything’s ever gonna happen. Y’know? These-these are just feelings, they’re gonna go away.Ross: Y’know what? I-I gotta go. (Starts to leave.)Joey: Oh come on Ross! Hey Ross-Ross don’t…Ross: (stops) I just—y’know—I-I just have one—Rachel?! (He exits and starts to walk away, passes a window, stops, and says "Rachel?!" again. Joey sighs and turns around to face Gunther.)Gunther: Rachel?!!Opening Credits[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Chandler are on the couch.]Rachel: Oh-oh! Okay, she’s kicking!Chandler: Oh! (Puts his hand on her belly.) She’s growing inside you.Rachel: Whoa!!Chandler: Oh! (Pulls his hand away.)Rachel: Wow that was a big one.Chandler: I think that’s the youngest girl ever to reject me.Phoebe: (entering) Oh hey you guys!Chandler: Oh hey!816 乔伊告诉了瑞秋这个女孩我非常喜欢但是,有点复杂她和另外一个人在一起很长时间了而且,我,我决不能夺他所爱因为我们是很好的朋友那么,那个和她在一起的人是个好人吗?是的,他是最好的人那跟他谈谈他也许能够接受我不知道别这样,乔伊,值得一试我的意思是你真的喜欢那个女孩吗?是的非常喜欢我无时无刻不在想她我睡不着,我没办法...好了,乔伊,你知道吗?你应该去争取你曾经对几个人有这样的感觉?你不去会后悔的是瑞秋你说,嗯,什么你刚刚说瑞秋?是的你喜欢瑞秋?是的我喜欢瑞秋瑞秋?!是的,可是...你知道...你知道我还喜欢谁吗?你!我不常提我关心你，罗斯瑞...瑞...瑞秋,瑞秋?这没什么大不了的这没什么大不了?喔,对不起你刚才说了些什么?比如说...你无时无刻不在想她你睡不着我是个演员Rachel: Hi!Phoebe: Hey listen let me ask you, do you believe in soul mates?Rachel: Oh yes I do. I do. I believe that there is one perfect person out there for everyone. And do you know how you find him? You stop looking for him. That’s why I stopped looking for Russell Crowe. He’ll find me.Phoebe: Uh-huh, (To Chandler) and you?Chandler: No. I mean I believe that uh, certain people are more suited for each other and I believe in falling in love, but soul mates, I don’t think they exist.Phoebe: Okay, good.Chandler: Why?Phoebe: Well last night, I met Monica’s.Chandler: What?Phoebe: Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.Chandler: Come on, don’t be crazy. (To Rachel) You don’t think there’s someone out there better suited for Monica than me, do ya? (Rachel looks at him.)Rachel: (To Phoebe) Well, what’s he like?!Phoebe: Well he’s tall.Rachel: Uh-huh.Phoebe: He has brown hair.Rachel: Of course, of course.Chandler: A tall guy with hair similar to mine, oh unknowable universe!Phoebe: He works with food!Rachel: Oh sure. Older?Phoebe: Obviously, and he’s British.Rachel: Oh, I was just gonna ask!Phoebe: Yeah? And, he’s-he’s so centered and mature and confident.Rachel: Oh, it’s so sad they never had a chance to meet.Chandler: Luckily, the guy she settled for can’t hear what you’re talking about.Phoebe: Oh, I’m so sorry. Um, and maybe I’m wrong! I but—y’know I’m gonna go out with him again, I’ll find out more.Chandler: You believe that this guy is destined for someone else and you’re still gonna date him?Phoebe: Well, he may not be my soul mate, but a girl’s gotta eat.[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is opening the door to Monica.]Monica: Hey.Ross: Hey.Monica: I just talked to Joey, I just—I want to see how you were.Ross: Oh y’know, I still—I can’t believe it. Joey and Rachel I mean it’s… It’s like you and me going out, only weirder!Monica: All right, I know you’re hurting, and-and I want to be supportive, but don’t say that again.Ross: Oh my God! What if, what if they get married? Then he’d be the stepfather of my child.Monica: Honey, I don’t think that’s something we need to worry about! First of all he’s-he’s never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even if he did you have no idea how she’d react。