王尔德幽默语录.doc

王尔德幽默语录 篇一：奥斯卡王尔德的毒舌语录 Poison Sharp Sayings from Oscar Wild 奥斯卡王尔德的毒舌语录 Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. 要原谅你的敌人，没有什么事比这更让他们抓狂的了 I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there. 我不想去天堂，我的朋友都不在那儿 Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing to do. 努力不过是无事可做的人的避难所 Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. 只有无聊的人才会把早餐吃出把戏来 Only the shallow know themselves. 只有浅薄的人才理解本人 Bad artists always admire each other’s work. 糟糕的画家总是欣赏彼此的作品 An excellent man, he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him. 一个优秀的人没有敌人，但他的朋友也没有一个喜爱他。

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. 借钱要向悲观主义者借，由于他们不会期待你还钱 The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself. 关于建议，你所能做的，确实是把它转送给别人，建议从来就不是给本人预备的 Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. 时髦总是丑得难以容忍，因此每隔六个月我们都只好改一次 When I was young, I used to think that money was the most important thing in life, now that I am old, I know it is. 我年轻时以为金钱是世界上最重要的东西，等到老了才明白，原来确实是如此 America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. 美国是唯一一个直截了当从野蛮进入颓丧、中间没有通过文明阶段的社会。

We Irish are too poetical to be poets; we are a nation of brilliant failures, but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. 我们爱尔兰人太意以致不能做诗人，我们的国家里充满了才华横溢的失败者，可我们是自希腊人以来最会说空话的民族 Death and vulgarity are the only two facts in the nineteenth century that one cannot explain away. Why was I born with such contemporaries? 死亡和庸俗是十九世纪仅有的无法用巧辩躲避的东西为什么我会和如此一些人生活在同一时代 The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. 公众惊人地宽容他们能够原谅一切，除了天才 Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. 每次人们赞同我的时候，我都觉得本人一定错了。

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other. 人生确实是一件蠢事追着另一件蠢事而来，而爱情那么是两个蠢东西追来追去 What is the chief cause of divorce? Marriage. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. 离婚的主要缘故是什么？结婚结婚是想象战胜理智，再婚是希望战胜了经历 The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married. 已婚男人的欢乐来自来自那些他没有娶的人 A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction. 男人的脸是自传，女人的脸是小说 Don’t give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can’t wear in the evening. 不要给女人忠告；你不能给女人任何她晚上不能穿的东西。

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. 女人是用来被爱的，不是用来理解的 If a woman can’t make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. 假如一个女人不能把本人的错误变得诱人，那她就只是一个雌性动物 One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.一个人绝不应该相信说 。