神偷奶爸剧本.docx

神偷奶爸露西：Look，I probably shouldn’t be saying this , but…your work as a villain, was kind of ,amazing . So if you want to go back to doing something awesome…Give us call格鲁：Hey, I told you guys to go to bed.玛戈：Oh , Sorry.伊迪丝：So , when are you going on your date?格鲁：What?伊迪丝：Remember? Ms . Jillian said that she was arranging a date for you?格鲁Yeah, well she’s a nutjob and I’m not going any date .伊迪丝：Why not ? Are you scared ?Lisa: Hey, Did you guys see the moon landing on TV?路人甲:Can you believe it? It’s so cool !Lisa: You know what.? ( 格鲁：Excuse me, Lisa…) I’m talked to allen the other day.路人甲：No wayLisa: He is so cute.格鲁：Hey, Lisa , I was wondering…路人乙：Phew , Gru touched Lisa ! Gru touched Lisa ! (众人：Phew!)Lisa’s got “Gruties”!格鲁：Scared ? Of what ? Women ? No ! That’s bonkers! I just, I’ve no interest in going on a date, that’s all! Case closed! I’m not scared of women or dates . Let’s go to bed . Good night Edith . Good night Margo . Whoa,wow wow wow… Hold your horses . Who are you texting ?玛戈：No one , just my friend Avery .格鲁：Avery , Er, Avery? Is that a girl’ name or a boy’s name?玛戈：Dose it matter?格鲁：No! No, , it doesn’t matter. Unless it’s a boy!艾格尼丝：I know what makes you a boy.格鲁：Uhh, you do?艾格尼丝：Your bald head.格鲁：Oh, yes!艾格尼丝：It’s really smooth . Sometimes I stared at it and imagine a little chick popping out.格鲁：Good ninght Agnes . Never get older.格鲁：Hey, Tim, nice haircut ! Tommy , hang in there ,baby ! It is almost Friday ! So, how’s today’s batch , Dr. Nefario ?纳法里奥博士：I developed a new formula, which allowed me to get every own kind of berry into one flavor of jelly.格鲁：Oh, oh That is good. Love the favor of…Er,Er…纳法里奥博士：It’s awful it?格鲁：No, No. Oh,we are making great process! Here , try some .Ok , just because everybody hates it, doesn’t mean it’s not good.纳法里奥博士：Listen, Gru. There’s something I ‘ve been meaning to talk to you about for some time.格鲁：What? What’s wrong?纳法里奥博士：I miss being evil. Sinning against God, large scale crimes is what I live for. Imean, don’t you think there’s more around you than jelly?格鲁：Well, I’m also considering a line of jams.纳法里奥博士：Em, the thing is ,Gru , I’ve now been recruited elsewhere.格鲁：Dr. Navario! Come on, you are kidding, right?纳法里奥博士：It ie a great opportunity for me. Vacant Lab, more evil, more censor.格鲁：Very well. Let us give you, the proper set-off. Minions! The highest honor awarded, to Doctor Navario, for your years of service, the 21 Fart Gun Salute!纳法里奥博士：I counted 22 . Farewell, my friends! This thing take a while. Go back your business. I miss you already.艾格尼丝：Are you sure we should be doing this ? 玛戈：Yes, it’s for his own good. Okay, we need to choose a picture.艾格尼丝：No. Scary, Weird.(众人：啊)What is that?格鲁：Good moring , girls , I have an announcement to make玛戈：Hey , What celebrity do you look like?格鲁：Yeah , Bruce Willis.玛戈：Hmmm , No.艾格尼丝：Humpty Dumpty!伊迪丝：Oooh, Gollum! (众人笑)格鲁：Okay , what are you dong ?艾格尼丝：We’re setting you off for online dating .格鲁：Oh, Okay…What ?! No, no, no,no, no,no伊迪丝：Oh, Come on ! It’s fun !玛戈：And it’s your time for you to get out there.格鲁：No, stop.No one’s ever getting out there! Ever ! Okay… Now, for the announcement. I have accepted a new job!玛戈：Wow, really?格鲁：Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world !伊迪丝：You ‘re gonna be a spy?格鲁：That’s right, babies ! Gru’s back in the game with gadgets , and weapons and cool car! Oh !dear !伊迪丝：Awesome !艾格尼丝：Are you really gonna save the world ?格鲁：Yes, Yes , I am. 格鲁：”Bake My Day” ? Alright! Here is the cupcake recipe I got off the tinternet. And don’t go nuts with the sprinkles!露西：Wasn’t expecting that !Or was I ?Oh, you, you got , you got Umm…Umm…a little…Here , I’ll get it . Uhmm, it’s just spreading .格鲁：Alright , alright. I got this , just...Stop it !露西：Oh , I’ll let you get it .格鲁：What you just saw there was a little something new . I’ve been working on. It’s a combination of Jujitsu, Krav maga, Aztec warfare, and Krumping.格鲁：Okay, that’s weird. Why are you here ?露西：On assignment for Silas. I’m your new partner ! yeah !格鲁：What ? No ! no” YEAH “!Ramsbottom didn’t say anything about a partner.露西：Well , seems that because of your checkered past, everyone else refused to work with you . But not me ! I stepped up . And I’m new ,so I gonna have to do what they tell me anyway . You know this guy ?格鲁：Yes , he’s one of my minions .露西：Ohh…I’m sorry, I should have known . You’re free to go .格鲁：Earth to Dave . You can leave now .So, What do we got ? Who’s on the list ? Fire them at me.露西：First suspect, The of Bloom and Top .Proprietor of Mum’s the World floral shop.格鲁：No , not her露西：Okay. moving on . Chuck Kenney , owner of “Stuff A Bear” .格鲁：I don’t think so对面餐厅店主：Hello , Buenos Dias, my friends . I’m Eduardo Perez , I own a Mexican restaurant , across the 。