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此资料由网络收集而来，如有侵权请告知上传者立即删除资料共分享，我们负责传递知识503 The One Hundredth[Scene: The Hospital, Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow.]Phoebe: (to the nurse) Hi.Nurse: Hi.Phoebe: Hi, yeah, hi! I'm umm, Phoebe Buffay, and I have babies coming out of me.Nurse: Okay. Have you started having contractions?Phoebe: Not yet. Umm, I heard they really hurt, do they hurt?Nurse: Well…Phoebe: Oh my God!Ross: It's all right.Nurse: Now, which of you is the father? (Points to Joey and Ross)Phoebe: Oh no, none of them are the father. The father is my brother.Nurse: (not sure what to do with that) Okay…Rachel: I am so gonna miss watching you freak people out like that!Joey: Okay, uh Pheebs, quick. Look! This (His video camera) is for the babies to look at someday, so is-is there anything you want to say? Y'know before it all starts?Phoebe: Oh, okay, umm, hi kids! Um, it's me, Aunt Phoebe. I can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me! (Monica and Chandler come running in.)Ross: Hey, what took you guys so long? Your cab left when ours did!(There's a pause as they figure out what to say.)Monica: Well, we-we had to go back because I forget my jacket.Chandler: That's right.(Both Rachel and Ross stare at her for a moment.)Rachel: You-you're not wearing a jacket.Monica: Oh man! I did it again!Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!Joey: I gotta get the before shot!(She shakes her head no.)Opening Credits[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Ross are entering.]Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.Phoebe: What?!Ross: Apparently she fell in the shower and hit her head.Phoebe: Oh my God, she's so stupid!Ross: Look, Pheebs-Pheebs, it's gonna be okay.Phoebe: That's easy for you to say, I don't see three kids coming out your vagina!Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.Ross: Yeah, he's head of the department.Phoebe: All right—Ooh! Oh dead God, save me! Monica: What?Phoebe: I'm having my first contraction!Chandler: Oh no.Phoebe: Ooh, it's not bad.Chandler: Okay.Joey: Oh! (In an announcer type voice) And so the miracle of life begins, and aaiiyyyeeee! (He grabs his side and doubles over in pain.)Chandler: Hey! You okay?Joey: Ooh, something hurts!Phoebe: Ooh, it's sympathy pains. Ohh, that's so sweet!Joey: Are they? I didn't know I cared that much.(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)Ross: Hello.Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)Chandler: Did he just say, he loves Fonzie?Monica: That's what it sounded like.Chandler: All right…Frank: (entering) Hey!All: Hey!Frank: (To Phoebe) Hey! Am I late? Am I late? Nobody came out yet, right?Phoebe: No-no-no! We haven't started yet. Where's Alice?Frank: Uh, Delaware. She's on her way though, so until she gets here, I'm gonna be your coach. But don't worry, she told me all about the la-Mazada stuff.Chandler: Yeah, that's when if you get the babies out by the end of the month, they give you 2% financing.Frank: Yeah.[Scene: The waiting room, Monica and Joey are sitting there.]Rachel: (entering) Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.Joey: Oh my!Rachel: They're male nurses.Joey: Not in my head.Rachel: Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?Monica: Umm. (Looks at Chandler who is using the phone.) Umm. Umm. I don't think so.Rachel: What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.Monica: Umm, why don't you give me something that would be a good reason and-and then I'll tell you if it's true.Rachel: What?Monica: Harder than it sounds. Isn't it?Rachel: Okay, you're coming with me, and I also told them that if we're still here when they get off that we'll go down to the cafeteria and have some Jell-O with them.Joey: (in a sexy voice) Yep! There's always room for Jell-O…Rachel: Joey, how do you make that dirty?Joey: Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I-I can do it with anything. Watch uh, (snaps his fingers and in a sexy voice) Grandma's chicken salad…[Scene: The delivery room, Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe.]Joey: (entering) Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the USA Today and hands Ross the camera.) Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you。