笑话大王爆笑1000则_3.docx

本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑笑话大王爆笑1000则 1.Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy. Her mother interrupted and said, Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy? And Julie replied, Because thats what I put in my geography exam! 睡前祷告词 朱莉叶在做睡前祷告"祷告上帝，'她说，"让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧' 妈妈打断她说："朱莉叶，你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?' 朱莉叶回复说："由于我在地理考卷上是这么写的' 2.The Perfect Son A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesnt. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesnt. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesnt. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. 完备儿子 A:我有一个很完备的儿子. B:他抽烟吗? A:不抽. B:他喝威士忌酒吗? A:不喝. B:他会不会很晚回家? A:不会. B:我想你切实有一个完备儿子. 那他多大了? A:下个星期三就满6个月了. — 2 —。