4178编号英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人).pdf

甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, Im the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called , today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, lets begin. At first , talent show, number one, lets welcome. 甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, Im the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called , today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, lets begin. At first , talent show, number one, lets welcome. 乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞 吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, Im Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个 响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢 幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance? 乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞 吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, Im Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个 响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢 幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance? 甲:(作目瞪口呆状),甲:(作目瞪口呆状), 乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok? 甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one. 甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one. 乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去) 丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走 到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director. 丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走 到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director. 甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please. 甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please. 丙:Im Celine Dion, you know, I dont have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,its just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I.... 丙:Im Celine Dion, you know, I dont have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,its just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I.... 甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin 丙:OK!!! Ill use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it. 丙:OK!!! Ill use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it. near, far, wherever you are i believe that the heart does go on once more, you opened the door(甲 stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情 状) and youre here in my heart, and my heart will go on and on. near, far, wherever you are i believe that the heart does go on once more, you opened the door(甲 stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情 状) and youre here in my heart, and my heart will go on and on. 甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out. Oh, Im dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise Oh, Im dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise 丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,its a question!(走 到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),Im glad to see you,my dear princess. 丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,its a question!(走 到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),Im glad to see you,my dear princess. 甲(做娇羞状):oh, its really a big surprise,so whats your name? 甲(做娇羞状):oh, its really a big surprise,so whats your name? 丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲, 白痴 的摇头),eh..,its ok,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here. 丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲, 白痴 的摇头),eh..,its ok,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here. 甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....甲(指门,气愤状),you you you..... 丁:ok ok, it doesnt matter, you neednt learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah! 丁:ok ok, it doesnt matter, you neednt learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah! 甲:I dont care who you are, just show me your talent.甲:I dont care who you are, just show me。