英语最幽默小故事(适合初一和初二)课件.ppt

单击此处编辑母版标题样式,,单击此处编辑母版文本样式,,第二级,,第三级,,第四级,,第五级,,,英语最幽默小故事(适合初一和初二),*,Welcome to,Enjoy Enlish,英语最幽默小故事(适合初一和初二),【1】At the Lesson of Geography,（在地理课上）,,,A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:,,“What is this, John?”,,John got up and said: “Your forefinger.,”,,English joke,英语最幽默小故事(适合初一和初二),【1】At the Lesson of Geography,（在地理课上）,A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:,,“What is this, John?”,,John got up and said: “Your forefinger.,”,English joke,英语最幽默小故事(适合初一和初二),【2】At,the Lesson of Physics,（在物理课上）,,,,Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heat,,and give examples,．,,Pupil,（学生）,:Cold contracts, heat expands,．,That's why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer,．,,English joke,英语最幽默小故事(适合初一和初二),【2】At,the Lesson of Physics,（在物理课上）,,Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heat,,and give examples,．,,Pupil,（学生）,:Cold contracts, heat expands,．,That's why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer,．,English joke,英语最幽默小故事(适合初一和初二),【3】,Twenty-eight Days,,,Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it,．,,Nick,（,thinks a little and says,）：,They all have,．,,English joke,英语最幽默小故事(适合初一和初二),【3】,Twenty-eight Days,Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it,．,,Nick,（,thinks a little and says,）：,They all have,．,,English joke,英语最幽默小故事(适合初一和初二),【4】The pen,,,Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please,．,,Mary: why don't you want to write with your own pen?,,Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes,．,,,English joke,英语最幽默小故事(适合初一和初二),【4】The pen,,,比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。

玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？,,比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please,．,,Mary: why don't you want to write with your own pen?,,Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes,．,,English joke,英语最幽默小故事(适合初一和初二),【,5】Anne's Age,（安妮的年龄）,,,Teacher: How old are you, Anne?,,Anne: Fifteen,．,,Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old,．,,Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this,,year make fifteen,．,,English joke,英语最幽默小故事(适合初一和初二),【,5】Anne's Age,（安妮的年龄）,Teacher: How old are you, Anne?,,Anne: Fifteen,．,,Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old,．,,Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen,．,English joke,英语最幽默小故事(适合初一和初二),。