动画《怪物史莱克1》剧本.doc

NARRATOR (SHREK): Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort... Which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower... for her true love and true love's first kiss. SHREK: [Laughing] Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of-- [Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes]SHREK: [Belches]OGRE HUNTERS: Go! Go! Go. Go. Go.OGRE HUNTER 1: Think it's in there? OGRE HUNTER 2: All right. Let's get it! OGRE HUNTER 3: Woah! Hold on! Do you know what that thing could do to you? OGRE HUNTER 4: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread.SHREK: [Laughs] Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, Ogres--, they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.OGRE HUNTERS: No!SHREK: They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.OGRE HUNTER 5: Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! [Gasping]SHREK: Right. [Roaring]OGRE HUNTERS: [Shouting]SHREK: [Roaring] [Roaring Continues]OGRE HUNTERS: [Shouting Continues] [Gasping]SHREK: [Laughs] This is the part where you run away. [Laughing] And stay out! Wanted. Fairy tale creatures? [Sighs]CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: All right. This one's full. Move it along.GUARD 1: Come on! Get up!CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: Next! Take it away!GUARD: Give me that! Your flying days are over.CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!GUARD 1: Get up! Come on!WITCH HUNTER: [Grumbling] Twenty pieces.GUARD 1: Sit down there! Keep quiet!BABY BEAR: [Crying] This cage is too small.DONKEY: Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance!OLD WOMAN: Oh, shut up.DONKEY: Oh!CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: Next! What have you got?GEPPETTO: This little wooden puppet.PINNOCHIO: I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.PINNOCHIO: Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me!CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: Next. What have you got?OLD WOMAN: Well, I've got a talking donkey.CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.OLD WOMAN: Oh, go ahead, little fella.CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: Well?OLD WOMAN: Oh, oh, he's just-- He's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt--CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: -That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!OLD WOMAN: No, no, he talks! He does. [Using ventriloquism] I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: Get her out of my sight.OLD WOMAN: No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!DONKEY: Hey! I can fly!PETER PAN: He can fly!THREE PIGS: He can fly!CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: He can talk!DONKEY: Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! Uh-oh. [Grunts]CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: Seize him! After him! He's getting away! Get him.GUARD 2: This way! Turn!CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: You there. Ogre!SHREK: Aye?CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest... and transport you to a designated... resettlement facility?SHREK: Oh really? You and what army?CAPTAIN OF GUARDS: [Gasps, Whimpering]SHREK: [Chuckles]DONKEY: Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really somethin' back there. Incredible!SHREK: Are you talkin' to-- me? Whoa!DONKEY: Yes, I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you was great back there? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that.SHREK: Oh that's great. Really.DONKEY: Man, it's good to be free.SHREK: Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?DONKEY: But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're a mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the Spit out of anybody that crosses us.SHREK: [Roaring]DONKEY: Oh, wow! That was really scary. And if you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks! You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time-- [Mumbling] --and then I ate some rotten berries. Man I had strong gasses eking out of my butt that day.SHREK: Why are you following me?DONKEY: I'll tell you why. 'Cause I'm all alone. There's no one here beside me. My problems have all gone. There's no one to deride me. But you gotta have friends--SHREK: Stop singing! Well it's no wonder you don't have any friends.DONKEY: Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest.SHREK: Listen, l。