辛普森一家(the Simpsons)第一季第一集对白.docx

第1集1Ooh! Careful, Homer!2There's no time. We're late.3O little town of Bethlehem4How still we see the elie5- Excuse me. Pardon me.6- Sorry. Excuse me.- Hey, Norman, how's it going?7So you got dragged down here too, huh?8- How you doing, Fred?- Sorry. Excuse me.9- Yeah. 'Scuse me. Oh!10Pardon my galoshes.（橡胶鞋）11Are met in thee tonight12Wasn't that wonderful?13And now"Santas of many lands,"as presented by the entire second grade class.15Oh! Lisa's class.16Frohliche Weihnachten.17That's German for" Merry Christmas. "18In Germany, Santa's servant Ruprecht gives presents to good children...19and whipping rodsto the parents of bad ones.20Merry Kurisumasu.21I am Hotseiosha, a japanese priest who acts like Santa Claus.22I have eyesin the back of my head...23so children better behave when I'm nearby.24Now presenting Lisa Simpson...25as Tawanga, the Santa Clausof the South Seas.26Ooh, it's Lisa! That's ours.Ah, the fourth gradewill now favor us with a melody-28Uh, medleyof holiday "flavorites. "29Dashing through the snow30In a one-horse open sleigh31O'er the fields we go32Laughing all the way Ha ha ha33Bells on bobtail ring34- Isn't Bart sweet, Homer?35He sings like an angel.36Oh, jingle bellsBatman smells37Robin laid an egg38The Batmobile broke its wheel39The joker got awa-40Jingle bellsJingle bells 41Jingle all42The fifth grade will now favour us...43with a scene from Charles, uh, Dickens' A Christmas Carol.44How many grades does this school have?45" Dear friends of the Simpson family,46"We had some sadness andsome gladness this year.47" First, the sadness.Our little cat Snowball...48"was unexpectedly run overand went to kitty heaven.49"But we boughta new little cat, Snowball I.50"So I guess life goes on.51"Speaking of life going on,Grandpa's still with us, feisty as ever.52" Maggie is walking by herself,"Lisa got straight A's, and Bart-54 "Well, we love Bart.55"The magic of the season has touched us all.56Marge, haven't you finished that stupid letter yet?57- " Homer sends his love. Happy holidays. - Marge!58- The Simpsons. "- Marge, where's the extension cord?59For heaven's sake, Homer.It's in the utility drawer.60Sorry. I'm just a big kid.61And I love Christmasso much.62D'oh!63All right, children, let me have those letters.64I'll send them to Santa's workshop at the North Pole.Oh, please. There's onlyone fat guy that brings us presents,66 and his name ain't Santa.67 Uh- A pony?68Oh, Lisa, you've asked for that for the last three years,69and I keep telling you Santa can't fit a pony into his sleigh.70Can't you take a hint?71But I really want a pony,72- and I've been really good this year. - Oh, dear.73 Maybe Bart is a little more realistic.74- A tattoo?- A what?75Yeah! They're cool, and they last the rest of your life.you will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.Yeah. If you want one, you'll have to pay for it out of your allowance.78- All right!- Homer!79- "Yello. "80- Marge, please.- Who's this?81May I please speak to Marge?82- This is her sister, isn't it?- Is Marge there?83- Who shall I say is calling?- Marge, please.84It's your sister.Oh!85- Hello.- Hello, Marge. It's Patty.86Selma and I couldn't be more excited about seeing our sister Christmas Eve.87Well, Homer and I are looking forward to your visit too.Somehow I doubt that Homer is excited.89of all the menyou could've married,90I don't know why you picked one who's always so rude to us.91- Good one, Dad.92Okay, kids,prepare to be dazzled.93Marge, turn on the juice!94- What do you think, kids?95- Nice try, Dad.96Just holdyour horses, son. Hey, Simpson!97- What is it, Flanders?- Do you think this looks okay?98Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho.99- Oh!- Oh, neato!100It's too bright.101I oughta- Flanders.What a big show-off.- Kids, wanna go Christmas shopping? - I do!103- All right! The mall!- Go get your money.104Tell us, Marge. Where haveyou been hiding the Christmas money?105Oh, I have my secrets.106Turn around.107- you can look now.- Ooh! Big jar this year.108Oh, Bart, that's so sweet.109It's the best present a mother could get,110and it makes you look so dangerous.111- One " Mother," please.112 Wait a minute.How old are you?113- Twenty-one, sir.- Get in the chair.114Mm-hmm.115 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.116- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.117 Attention, all personnel, please keep working...118during the following announcement.119And now our boss and friendMr. Burns.120Hello. I'm proud to announce...121that we've been able to increase safety here at the plant...122without。