china daily 双语新闻：原配登报智斗小三.docx

china daily 双语新闻：原配登报智斗小三夫妻不忠，后果很严峻让出轨的对方当众出丑并不是什么新奇事，但这位来得意克萨斯的妻子很聪慧，她找到了一种更微妙的方法，让全世界都知道丈夫出轨让她有多绝望她在德克萨斯州当地报纸上登了一则分类广告，然后给丈夫发了一条短信：“你会喜爱的署名爱人原配登报智斗小三：署名永久的妻子　　When Timeshia Brown discovered her husband Patrick was sleeping around and got a girl pregnant, she didn’t set his car on fire. She did, however, find a better way to burn him.　　当Timeshia夫人发觉丈夫Patrick在外面鬼混、还搞大了一个女孩的肚子，她并没有气得发疯去烧他的车，但她的方法足以让他崩溃　　Her ad reads:　　她在广告中这样写道：　　I would like to say congratulations to Shara Cormier and Patrick Brown.　　老娘在这里给Shara Cormier和Patrick Brown道个喜。

　　They are expecting a baby.　　由于他们的孩子立刻就要出世了　　Hope you both are really in love and I hope it works out.　　你们俩是真爱，不然当心老娘“祝(zǔ)福(zhòu)”你们早日玩完哦　　Always,　　Patrick’s wife,　　Timeshia Brown.　　Patrick永久的妻子，Timeshia Brown　　It’s possible she meant some of the well-wishing, but you know for sure she was laughing all the way to the newspaper.　　她说的可能是祝愿的话，但你懂的，她对着报纸露出成功的笑容。