英文笑话大全 爆笑_最短的爆笑英文笑话大全笑死人.docx

本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑英文笑话大全 爆笑_最短的爆笑英文笑话大全笑死人 　　笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段在.文化中,笑话始终都具有无法替代的特别意义我共享最短的爆笑英文笑话，盼望可以关心大家! 　　最短的爆笑英文笑话：a nut 　　How do you catch a squirrel? 　　怎样才能抓住一只松鼠呢? 　　- You climbe up a tree and act like a nut. 　　你可以爬上一棵树，然后装成一个疯子 　　最短的爆笑英文笑话：number 911 　　You are so stupid. You have to call 411 to get the number911. 　　你真蠢，你竟然打给411查911的 　　最短的爆笑英文笑话：squirrel 　　Why did the squirrel fall upper the tree? 　　为什么松鼠从树上掉下来了? 　　- Because it was dead. 　　- 由于它死了 　　Why did the second squirrel fall upper the tree? 　　为什么其次只松鼠从树上掉下来了? 　　- It was stapled to the first one. 　　- 它被钉在了第一只松鼠上。

　　Why did the third squirrel fall upper the tree? 　　为什么第三只松鼠也从树上掉下来了? 　　- Peer pressure 　　- 同行的压力 　　最短的爆笑英文笑话：Gods joke 　　Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? He gave them a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to run one at a time. 　　最短的爆笑英文笑话：eating grass 　　A man and a woman start to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes, the man gets up and says, Damn, I wish I had a flashlight! The woman says, Me，too. Youve been eating grass for the past ten minutes! 　　最短的爆笑英文笑话：biology class 　　This happened in a university biology class. The professor was explaining that sperm has a highconcentration of dextrose. One freshman girl who looked puzzled asked, Then why doesnt ittaste sweet? 　　最短的爆笑英文笑话：Cinderella 　　Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? 　　"为什么辛德瑞拉被踢出足球队了呢?' 　　Because she run away from the ball. 　　由于她从舞会上跑掉了。

　　看了"最短的爆笑英文笑话'后，我共享英语笑话"One real man'! 　　One real man 　　The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely(严格地，严峻地). 　　Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives directions and counsel(劝说，建议) to step to the left side of the hall. All the men did so but one little man who moved to the right. 　　Its good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom. Tell these chickenhearted(胆小的) dunces(傻瓜) why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall. 　　Your Majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds. 　　一个真正的男子汉 　　古代有一个国王，他想证明他领土内的男人并非像人们传奇的那样，受到老婆的管制。

他把王国里全部的男人都召到跟前，警告说，哪个男人胆敢不说实话，就会受到严峻的惩处 　　然后，他叫全部听从妻子的命令和看法的男人都走向大厅的左侧全部的男人都站到了左侧，只有一个小个子男人站到了右侧 　　国王说：看到我们国家里还有一个真正的男子汉，真是令人兴奋告知这些胆小的笨蛋，为什么在他们当中只有你一个人站在大厅的右侧 　　陛下，那人尖声地回答：由于在我出门之前，我老婆告知我不要扎堆 　　 看了"最短的爆笑英文笑话'的人还看了： 1.简短的爆笑英语笑话大全 2.简短爆笑英语笑话大全 3.简短爆笑的英语笑话大全 4.关于超短的爆笑英语笑话大全 5.英语短笑话大全爆笑的第 1 页 共 1 页。