(双语)让人哭笑不得的临终遗言.docx

让人哭笑不得的临终遗言1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose1. 原谅我，先生我不是故意这样做的Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine玛丽·安托瓦内特王后（法国路易十六的王后） ，当她上断头台的时候，不小心踩了刽子手一脚时说道2. I can't sleep2. 我睡不着Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter PanJ·M·巴里， 《彼得潘》的作者3. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis3. 我永远不该把苏格兰威士忌换成马蒂尼酒Said by: Humphrey Bogart亨弗莱·鲍嘉4. I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct。

4. 我马上就要——或者说我即将——死去了：这两种表达方式都是正确的Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian多米尼克·鲍赫斯，法国著名文法学者5. I live!5. 我还活着！Said by: Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers罗马教皇，当时他被自己的士兵所杀　　6. Dammit…Don't you dare ask God to help me6. 该死的——你怎么不敢求上帝来帮帮我？Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud琼·克劳馥，当她的女管家开始大声祈祷上帝的时候，她这么说道7. I am perplexed. Satan Get Out7我感到不知所措撒旦逃走了Said by: Aleister Crowley - famous occultist亚历斯特·克劳利——著名神秘学者8. Now why did I do that?8. 那么我为什么那么做呢？Said by: General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813。

威廉·欧斯金，当他于 1813 年从葡萄牙里斯本的一个窗户跳下去之后说的9. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? ‘French Fries'!9. 嗨，伙计们！明天的报纸头条这样写怎样：“法式炸薯条”！Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution詹姆斯·弗兰彻，杀人犯，他被终身判决为上电椅死刑他对亲见他受刑的媒体人员说出了这句话注：“法式炸薯条”原文‘French Fries'，此人也姓 French，被判坐电椅，所以说自己被炸了10. Bugger Bognor10. 该死的博格Said by: King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis。

乔治四世，他的医师建议他在博格内吉斯(Bognor Regis)的海边宫殿休息　　11. It's stopped11. 它停下来了Said by: Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse约瑟夫·亨利·格林，他摸了摸自己的脉搏12. LSD, 100 micrograms I.M12. LSD，100 微克，肌肉注射Said by: Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death作家奥尔德斯·赫胥黎临终前要求太太为他注射 LSD 这种致幻剂她照他的话做了，他在临终前被注射两次13. You have won, O Galilean13. 你赢了，伽利略Said by: Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire朱利安皇帝，他试图颠覆罗马教皇对基督教的官方背书。

14. No, you certainly can't14. 不，你当然不能这样Said by: John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting "You certainly can't say that the people of Dallas haven't given you a nice welcome, Mr. President."肯尼迪回答州长约翰·康奈利的夫人奈丽·康奈利，她说到 “总统先生，你可不能说达拉斯人民不欢迎您” 15. I feel ill. Call the doctors15. 我很难受叫医生来Said by: Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)　　毛泽东16. Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here16. 明天，我将不在这里Said by: Nostradamus斯特拉德姆斯17. Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you're fooling around!17. 快点吧，你们这些印第安杂种，你们在这晃荡的功夫，我都能杀 10 个人了！Said by: Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging。

卡尔· 潘兰，连环杀手，在他要上绞架之前这么说18. Put out the bloody cigarette!!18. 掐掉那该死的烟头！！Said by: Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark萨奇，在一战中，此人在战壕中对其战友说了这句话，以免烟幕暴露了他们的位置随后，一个听到他说话的德国狙击手射死了他19. Please don't let me fall19. 请不要让我掉下去Said by: Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government。

玛丽·苏拉特，她因参与同谋刺杀林肯总统而被处以绞刑她是美国联邦政府第一个被处死的女人20. Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies20. 现在，现在，我的好兄弟，我可没时间再树敌了　　Said by: Voltairewhen asked by a priest to renounce Satan伏尔泰，他临终前，一位牧师请他与撒旦断绝关系让人哭笑不得的临终遗言（k0822 整理）。