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[英语小笑话故事带翻译精选] 英语笑话带翻译 　　笑话是民族文化不行或缺的一局部透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等我细心收集了英语小笑话故事带翻译，供大家观赏学习! 　　英语小笑话故事带翻译篇1 　　The woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in another city. When she returned，her little boy greeted her by saying, Mommy, guess what! Yesterday I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into your bed and them 　　一个女人离开家两天，到另一个城市去探望一个生病的挚友。

当她回来的时候，她的小儿子见到她就说:妈妈，你猜怎么着?昨天我在你卧房的衣柜里玩，爸爸和隔壁的阿姨走进了卧房，他们脱了衣服上了你的床 　　Sonnys mother held up her hand. Not another word. Wait till your father comes home and then I want you to tell him exactly what youve just told me. The father came home. As he walked into the house，his wife said，I m leaving you. I m packing now and I m leaving you. 　　妈妈抓住他的手说:不要讲了，等到你爸爸回家了，你就把和我讲的全部讲给他听孩子的爸爸回来了当他走近房间的时候他的妻子说:我要离开你我此时此刻就整理好行李，我要走了 　　But why--asked the startled father. 　　但是，这是为什么?他惊讶地问 　　Go ahead，Sonny. Tell Daddy just what you told me. 　　讲给他听，儿子，把你告知我的讲给他听听。

　　Well,Sonny said，I was playing in your bedroom closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into bed and then they did just what you did with Uncle John when Daddy was away last summer. 　　好吧，那个小家伙说，我正在你卧房的衣柜里玩的时候，爸爸和隔壁的阿姨上楼来，然后他们脱了衣服上了床然后，他们就像是去年夏天爸爸不在家时你和约翰叔叔一样 　　英语小笑话故事带翻译篇2 　　One night, a man comes home slightly drunk and his wife ( who is suspecting hes cheating on her) questions his whereabouts 　　一天深夜，一个男人稍有醉意回到家中他的妻子问他去哪了(她有些疑心他的话) 　　Wife: Where were you? 　　妻子:你去哪了? 　　Man: I was at this new bar called the Golden Bar. Everything is golden. 　　丈夫:我去了一个叫金色酒吧的新开张的酒吧。

里面的一切都是金的 　　Wife: Sure you were. There s no such place 　　妻子:你真去了吗? 根本没有这种地方! 　　Man: There is! They have huge golden doors, a golden floors, and even golden urinals ! 　　丈夫:有!那里有一扇大金门，金地板和金的便池! 　　Wife: Oh, I BELEIVE you 101%. 　　妻子:好，就算我恻言你! 　　So, the next day the wife looks through the phone book for this golden bar. Shes surprised when she finds a Golden Bar located across town. She decides to call up and check this out for herself 　　其次天，他的妻子在号码簿里查金色酒吧的使她惊讶的是金色酒吧就在他们住的小镇的另一头。

她确定打过去证明一下她丈夫的话 　　Wife: Is this the Golden Bar? 　　妻子:这里是金色酒吧吗? 　　Bartender: Yes it is. 　　酒吧效劳员:是的，金色酒吧 　　Wife: Do you have huge golden doors? 　　妻子:你们那里是不是有一扇金色大门? 　　Bartender: Yes we do 　　酒吧效劳员:是的，我们有...... 　　Wife: Do you have golden floors? 　　妻子:你们的地板也是金色的? 　　Bartender; We have them, too 　　酒吧效劳员:是的，这也对 　　Wife: What about golden urinals? 　　妻子:那有没有金色便池? 　　Bartender( speaking away from phone):Hey Max，I think we have a lead on the guy that fouled your alto-sax. 　　酒吧效劳员在那头问:嘿，马克斯，我认为那天有人往你的高音萨克斯里小便的事有线索了。

　　英语小笑话故事带翻译篇3 　　A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The supervisor told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set average of 2 miles per day to remain employed. The blonde agreed to the conditions and started right away. 　　一个已经几个月没有工作的金发女郎，找到了一份公共工程建立的工作她要给一条乡村马路的中心画线监工告知她，在试用期她必需保证每天刷两英里或两英里以上才能保住工作这个金发女郎同意立刻起先工作 　　The supervisor checked up at the end of the day and found that she had completed four miles on her first day, double the average! Great ,he told her, I think you are really going to work out.The next day，however, he was disappointed to find that the blonde only did two miles. The supervisor thought，She is still above the average. I should not discourage her. Id better keep silence first. In the third day, the blonde only did one mile and the boss thought, I need to talk to her before this gets any worse. 　　监工当天检查时发觉她第一天完成了四英里，是平均量的两倍!很好!监工告知她，我想你会干得很精彩。

但是其次天，他悲观地发觉女郎只完成了两英里监工想:她还在平均量以上，我还不能打击她，我先要保持缄默第三天，金发女郎只刷了一英里，老板想:在她干得更差之前我得跟她谈谈 　　The boss talked to the new employee and said, You were doing so great. The first day you did four miles, the second day two miles, but yesterday you only did one mile. Is there a problem? Whats keeping you from meeting the two-mile minimum? The blonde replied, Well, each day I keep getting farther and farther away from the paint bucket. 　　老板对这个新雇员说:第一天你干得那么好，刷了四英里，其次天两英里，但昨天你只刷了一英里有什么问题吗?什么让你连两英里的限度也到不了?女郎答复:因为我离油漆桶一天比一天远。

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