搞笑三顾茅庐英语剧本.ppt

三顾茅庐三顾茅庐Three Visits to The CottageThree Visits to The Cottage•一部经我们精心改变的英语短一部经我们精心改变的英语短剧，超级搞笑、绝对震撼剧，超级搞笑、绝对震撼•故事纯属虚构，如有雷同，绝故事纯属虚构，如有雷同，绝对盗版•绝对物超所值，绝对汗，神起绝对物超所值，绝对汗，神起…… Three visits to the cottage〔中文名三顾茅庐〕 is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang‘s  whatched cottage three times  and  wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei’ sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. Now，let’s go into the story. wish you will like it. SCENE 1Actors: Liu,Guan,Zhang,Zhuge,Server A cigerate after dinner plays an important role in my life. En? It dosen’t burn on. 饭后一支烟，赛过活神仙饭后一支烟，赛过活神仙.嗯？没点着嗯？没点着 Sorry，，we can only has this.We can’t smoke in the classroom!凑合着凑合着吧，老师不让抽烟吧，老师不让抽烟 We must invite Mr.Zhu Geliang 此番前来，定要邀请的卧龙先生此番前来，定要邀请的卧龙先生!Certainly,Mr.Cao bully us too much.According to our custom?必须的，老曹太欺负人了必须的，老曹太欺负人了Ok.No problem.Buliang, go to open the door. Heng!.A ni ha sai yao!Can you speak English?Can you speak Chinese?Can you speak Egyptian? Spanish? Congolese?Egyptian?Shut up! who are you people?I’m liubeiI’m GuanyuI’m sorryWhat do you three take to come here?Riding a horse, of course.So, how do you riding a horse?Money!!SCENE 2Zhugeliang’s HomeActors: Zhu,Lu,Guan,Zhang,ServerI think we will manage it this timeStop! Stop! What are we doing here? At easeAttention! You two! Be clever this time!What? If you don’t pull me, I will easily kill him with my strong throat!My god! Why do you punish me? Don’t be sad, my boss. As I know, our Monitor doesn’t pass the examination.In the house……What? Our monitor doesn’t pass the examination?But, my English CET band 4 also lost???Who is this?I come here to charge the bill of electricity.We are here again, bother to notice your boss.I just feel some feeling of sorrow in my heart.Is Mr ZhuGe home? We want to have a talk with him, please. It’s doesn’t matter if you see me or not, I’m standing right there, with no emotion… it’s doesn’t matter if you miss me or not, the feeling is right there, and it isn’t going anywhere, it’s doesn’t matter…What?I’m afraid someone important of him died here. Let’s go. Maybe we should come next time. Oh, I wish Zhu Geliang doesn’t die...SCENE 3Actors: Liu, Zhang,ZhuGe,Server南蛮入侵杀！万箭齐发闪！You are the man!!!Hum! That’s a piece of cake. And I think I Should go to liuBei’s corporation to find a job after Spring Festival.What? You said you wanna go to liuBei’s company?En…that’s a good place in which I need not Speak English.But…uh,I drove him away a few days ago.Speak of the devil and he doth appear.Boss! I missed you so much, please help me! Be clam. Since you trust me so much, let’s go and do ti!wait, wait, my boss, uh, hou much will I get …from you thenIt hurts feelings when it comes to money!.Oh ,please take me away.THE ENDCast刘艳 饰 诸葛亮 张娟 饰 刘 备梅颖 饰 关 羽朱俊东 饰 张 飞石润泽 饰 仆 人导演:全体成员幕后：詹慧致谢 谢谢欣赏！湖北大学档案系出品。