英语幽默对话短文两人20句.docx

本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑英语幽默对话短文两人20句 篇一：两人对话英语笑话 两人对话英语笑话 I want a nightmare Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, Mom, I had a dream last night that Id passed todays exam.Dont trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite. Mother replied.Then I do hope Ill fail the other subjects in my dream tonight, Tom said. 想做坏梦 在期末考试之前，汤姆报告他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试不要相信梦，爱戴的据说梦中的体验通常与现实相反妈妈答道那么，我真梦想在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格 Applied Psychology After the student delivered the pizza to old Kens house，Ken asked，What is the usual tip?” Well，”replied the youth，this is my first trip here，but the other blokes say if I get 5p out of you，I’II be doing great.”Is that sot”snorted Ken. Well，just to show them how wrong they are，here’s five quid.” Thanks,”replied the youth，“Ill put this towards to my studies.” What are you studying”asked Ken.The lad smiled and said，Applied psychology.” 应精心理学 一个学生把比萨饼送到老肯恩家，肯恩问:“你一般要多少小费?” 年轻人答道:“我第一次到这边来，同事们说我要是能得到5便士就很不错了。

“是吗?”肯恩哼了一声，“他们错了，给你5镑 “感谢，”年轻人答道:“我会把这些用在我的研究上 “你学什么的?”肯恩问道年轻人笑着说:“应精心理学 vi/vt.蔑视(或愤怒)地哼;嘲讽地大笑;哼着鼻子说(或表示) n.喷鼻息;鼓鼻 It Wasnt One Person The teacher is handing back the homework. Johnny, she says. Your homework is very poor. I really don’t see how one person can make so many mistakes.” It wasnt one person, Miss,”says Johnny.“My dad helped me”不是一个人 老师正在把作业发还给学生 “约翰尼，’她说，“你的作业做得太差了我真搞不明白，一个人怎么能犯那么多错误?” “老师，不是一个人，”约翰尼说，“作业是爸爸帮我做的 篇二：搞笑英语两人短对话 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? 女:Sure. 男:What is your father’s name? 女:Happy! 男:Then, What is your mother’s name? 女:Smile! 男:Are you joking? 女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff? 男:Of course not. 女:Go ahead. 男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, Im going to start a band. Will you join us? 女:Sure, Ben. Id love to be in a band 男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you can play piano very well. 女:Piano? I dont play an instrument actually. 男:What are you good at? 女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics. 男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us? 女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one. 男:Really? What does he like? 女:He prefers quiet music. 男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he? 女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco . 男:Thats OK. I often go to disco with my friends. 女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music? 男:Why not? 女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben? 男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to. But we have one problem with our band 女:what is it? 男:Im not a musician and I cant sing. 女:Are you joking? 男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding. 女:Well, that makes sense?! 篇三：幽默英语笑话情景对话 幽默英语笑话情景对话 字体大小：大 中 小 weik wang 发表于 2022-08-11 17:30评论50条 阅读42163次有一天，俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料。

他选好一样东西，俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看当然俺有点不好意思了，而且俺还会句英语 于是 ，俺就对他说： “I am sorry” “I am sorry， too” 外国人回复 “I am sorry three” 我道 “What are you sorry for?” 外国人问 “I am sorry five” 我说…… 男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？） 女：Actually Id rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱 ） 经典对话二： this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧？） 女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，假设你坐下，我的座位就是空的 经典对话五： 男：Havent I seen you some place before?（我犹如以前在什么地方见过你？） 女：Yes. Thats why I dont go there anymore.（是的。

这就是为什么我不再去那个地 方的理由 经典对话六： 男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？） 女：Sorry. Im having a headache this weekend.（歉仄这个周末我头疼 男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？） 女：Why? Dont you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？） 经典对话三： 男：Im a photographer. Ive been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师我一向在探索一张像你这样的脸 女：Im a plastic surgeon. Ive been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生我也一向在探索一张像你这样的脸 经典对话四： 经典对话七： 男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你分外喜悦。

女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？） 1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! 2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with I. ELLEN: I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, I am. ELLEN: All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? CLASS: Big hands! 4. TEACHER: Didnt you promise to behave? STUDENT: Yes, Sir. TEACHER: And didnt I promise to punish you if you didnt? STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I dont expect you to keep yours. 5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake. SAMMY: You 。