South Park： Post Covid《南方公园：后新冠时代（2021）》完整中英文对照剧本.docx

现在一场由派拉蒙+呈现的电视电影And now, a Paramount Plus made-for-TV movie.”不是电影而是电视电影”"Its not a movie... itrs a made-for-TV movie."从佛蒙特州的葱茏群山From the green hills of Vermont到亚利桑那州的青翠峡谷to the verdant canyons of Arizona, 全国人♥民♥开始意识到 people all over the country are beginning to realize 纽♥约♥时♥报♥:疫情即将结束 它就要结束了it's nearly over!我们就要击溃新冠而最好的消息是We have almost beaten COVID and the best news of all: 一切终于回到正轨 感染率处于历史最低水平Infections are at an all-time low.新的更强的疫苗削弱了疫情的势头New, stronger vaccinations have ebbed the tide.我们人类正在收拾残局And we humans are cleaning up the mess终于又过上了自己的生活and finally getting on with our lives.Zoom:线上开会软件但正当我们回到我们的工作和学校时But as we start to get back to our jobs and schools, 还有一个问题未解决one question remains:斯坦,马什有新来电疫情会给孩子们留下What lingering effects怎样的阴影呢will the pandemic have on children?有人说不会有影响孩子们都很好Some say no effect at all. The children are just fine.我们齐聚一堂We came together终于能够说我们对于新冠的抗争要开始and finally we can say, we are starting to-转败为胜了-斯坦Okay, and, uh, yourll see there's是用昆虫蛋白做的some dishes made from insect protein on the menu. 当然了因为这是未来That, of course, is because here in the future,我们都知道昆虫是we've all learned that insects are有价值可持续的食物avaluable and sustainable我们也不再害怕吃它们了food and we no longer fear it as a food.我们知道伙计We know, dude.好吧如果你们有什么疑问Okay, well, if you have any questions,尽管提出来please don't hesitate因为你懂的这是未来to say anything； because, you know, it's the future.我们知道一切都是We've learned to all just为了与他人友好相处get along and love each other.听着斯坦肯尼在试着寻找Look, Stan, Kenny was trying to find一些重要问题的答案the answers to some pretty heavy stuff.他觉得有人应该He felt like there were people responsible对发生的这一切负责for everything that's happened.比方谁呢Like who?就这些没人知道Thats just it. Nobody knows.但不管这些人是谁But whoever these people are,他们都不想被肯尼•麦科米克曝光they didn't want Kenny McCormick exposing them.等一下你是托肯吗Wait a minute. Token?对是我Yeah, itrs me.在他死前肯尼给我发信息说Just before he died, Kenny was texting me他在研究巨大的秘密that he was on to something huge.他也发信息给我了And he was texting me, too.说他会发现一些Saying he*d discovered something that能改变世界的东西could change the world.然后他就死了And then he died,医院拒绝透露死因and the hospital won't say how.这让我们在想And that got us thinking...我的天呐他们杀了肯尼Oh, my God. They killed Kenny.我只是来参加葬礼的I'm just here for the funeral.我不想趟这浑水I don't want to be a part of anything else.兄弟也许有人要为毁了我们的童年Dude, there might be people to blame负所有责任for ruining our childhoods.那你想干嘛凯尔So what do you wanna do, Kyle?去像小时候一样瞎冒险吗Go on some bullshit adventure like when we were kids? 也许也许我们能联♥系♥耶稣和撒旦 Maybe, maybe we can call Jesus and Santa 然后向他们求助你是想这样吗and ask them for help. Is that what you want?这是在未来伙计们成熟点吧It's the fucking future, you guys. Grow up.超级12汽车旅馆+欢迎您你好欢迎来到超级12汽车旅馆+Hello, welcome to the Super 12 Motel Plus.•有什么能帮你吗-是的我叫斯坦・马什-Can I help you? - Yeah, Stan Marsh.我订了一晚的房♥间I have a room for one night好的我看你订了我们的Okay, I see you're in one of our 十马赫超级+房♥间Mach Ten Super Plus rooms.现在当然了我们只收比特币Now, of course, we only take Bitcoin以及其他数字货币因为and other cryptocurrency 'cause, 你懂的现在未来you know, it's the future.我们都一致认为中♥央&hearts银行被♥操♥控了We've all decided centralized banking is rigged, 所以我们更信任不可靠的庞氏骗局so we trust more in fly-by-night Ponzi schemes.是啊^^口道Yeah, I know.所以你抛弃了你所有的朋友So you walked out on all your friends and then然后在酒馆度过了一天吗just hung out at a bar all day?Alexa 你♥他♥妈♥就自己跳窗吧Alexa, fucking just go throw yourself out a window.很抱歉我不理解你的指令I'm sorry. I didn't quite get that.没什么Alexa开电视Nothing. Alexa, turn on the TV.天哪你真是一坨废物Oh, God, you are such a piece of shit.你知道You know,如果你有远程金牌会员if you had Remote Prime membership, 你就能随时随地观看亚马逊电影了you could watch Amazon movies wherever you go.你想办一个吗Would you like to get started?-不・我很抱歉-No.・ I'm sorry.我在试着帮你Y呢I'm trying to be fucking helpful.你为什么不成熟点表现得像个大人Why don't you grow up and start acting like an adult哪怕一次也好啊for once in your life...亚莉克莎停下Alexa, stop!甘霖娘Fuck you!乔恩我正站在Jon, I'm standing outside南方公园超快车站外the South Park Flash Rail Max,有上百人正赶来where hundreds of people are coming to向肯尼•麦科米克博士致敬pay their respects to Dr. Kenny McCormick.医院仍未透露There's still no word from the hospital肯尼•麦科米克的死因是什么on what exactly killed Kenny McCormick,但寄给多家新闻媒体的信件揭示了but letters sent to multiple news outlets reveal他也许发觉到了他的生命受到威胁that he might have known his life was in danger.肯尼•麦科米克博士说"我将要揭露真♥相&hearts>Dr. McCormick said, "I am about to expose the truth.“以防我遭遇不测我已经藏好了“In the event of my death I have hidden away”所有相关信息"all relevant information.我最亲密的朋友们会知道去哪里找到它”My closest friends will know where to find it."肯尼・麦科米克博士Dr. Kenneth McCormick.他想要将未来变得更好He wanted to make the future a better place.可惜他死了因为未来肯定糟透了Too bad he died, 'cause the future certainly sucks.）有人在敲门）} Someone's at the door ）小门铃唱起来JJ This is the doorbell JJ门铃唱道这是未来）/ It's the future so doorbells sing.）好了我知道了Yeah, I kno。