短一点的英语笑话关于英语的笑话短一些.docx

本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑短一点的英语笑话关于英语的笑话短一些短一点的英语笑话精选短一点的英语笑话精选 短一点的英语笑话精选 雨伞(中英) A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall，but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes.”When he came back， he found，instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written，"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall come back.” 一位住在旅馆的绅士把他的雨伞放在了大厅里，不过他在伞柄上系了 一张卡片，上面写道，“此伞属于一位能举百磅的绅士。

我将在特别钟内回来 当他回来时，察觉雨伞已经不翼而飞，取而代之的是另一张卡片，上面写着:“此 卡是一位一小时能跑十英里的人留下的，我将永远不回来了 短一点的英语笑话阅读 就是我(中英) A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, and then asked, "Can you identify yourself" Looking puzzled，the girl dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror. She glanced into it for a moment, and then smiled, "Yes, it’s me all right.” 一位年轻美丽的女士到银行取钱出纳员在检查了她的存折后问 道:“您能证明您的身份吗”这个女孩听了这话以后看上去很迷惑，随后她从手提 包里拿出一个小镜子她对着镜子照了一会儿，笑了:“对呀，这就是我 短一点的英语笑话学习 谁的错(中英) Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercise, surely your mother wilt blame you! 老师:贝蒂，你作业中出了这么多错，你妈妈确定会责怪你的!Betty: Blame me Oh, no. On the contrary, I" II blame her. Because it was she who did my homework instead. 贝蒂:责怪我啊，不会的。

正相反，我倒要责怪她呢，是她替我做的 作业 短一点的英语笑话赏识 完备的驳倒(中英) Do you mind if I smoke 你介意我抽烟吗 I don’t care if you burst into flames and die. 我不在乎你点着自己然后烧死 短一点的英语笑话品评 马克吐温下的定义(中英) What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector 动物标本剥制师和收税员有什么识别 The taxidermist takes only your skin. 动物标本剥制师只是剥皮 短一点的英语笑话品析 海湾危机(中英) When Bush’s top advisors told him there was a GULF crisis, he misunderstood and went to practice his chipping. 当布什总统的高级参谋报告他发生了海湾危机，他误会了意思，然后 去练习高尔夫球的切球技术去了 经典的短一点的英语笑话 父亲的亲笔签名(中英)Teacher: Tom, you haven"t shown your parents the examination papers, have you 老师:汤姆，你没把你的考卷给你的父母看，是吗 Tom: Yes, I have, sir. 汤姆:不，老师,我给看了。

Teacher: But I can’t find your father"s John Hancock on the papers at all. 老师:可是我在上面根本没找着你父亲的亲笔签名啊 Tom : Here，sir. (Showing his whipped arms to the teacher.) 汤姆:在这里老师汤姆向老师露出手臂上的鞭伤) 关于短一点的英语笑话 打字(中英) Teacher: Your typing is improving, Mary. There are only seventeen mistakes here. 老师:玛丽，你的打字有进步，这儿只有十七个错 Mary: That"s great! 玛丽:那太棒了! Teacher: And now I"ll look at the second sentence. . . 老师:现在我再来看看其次句……— 3 —。