绝望的主妇剧本：第一季第三集.doc

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES1X03: PRETTY LITTLE PICTURE ------------------------------------------------------------ANNOUNCER: Previously on Desperate Housewives, Susan took dating tips from her 12 year old daughter. JULIE: If you wanna date him, you're gonna have to ask him out. SUSAN: I keep hoping he'll ask me out. JULIE: How's that going? (Cut to: ) ANNOUNCER: Bree accidentally poisoned her husband. REX: I can't believe you tried to kill me. BREE: Yes, well, I feel badly about that. (Cut to: ) ANNOUNCER: Lynette indulged in creative parenting. LYNETTE: If any of you acts up, I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas. (Cut to: ) GABRIELLE: I really hate the way you talk to me. CARLOS: And I really hate that I spent $15,000 on your diamond necklace. ANNOUNCER: While Gabrielle indulged in the company of her gardener. (Cut to: GABRIELLE, pushing a half-naked JOHN out the window, as CARLOS walks in the house.) GABRIELLE: Hi honey, you're home early. (Cut to: ) ANNOUNCER: And everybody's wondering? (Cut to: SUSAN, holding the mysterious note I KNOW WHAT YOU DID IT MAKES ME SICK I'M GOING TO TELLSUSAN: Oh Mary Alice, what did you do? ANNOUNCER: Why their best friend just killed herself. BREE: How much do we really wanna know about our neighbours? (Cut to: MIKE, putting down a gun on his side table. Cut to: The mysterious chest PAUL dumped in the river floating up to the surface.ANNOUNCER: Everyone has a little dirty laundry. (Fade out) OPEN ON: [INT. CREMATORIUM -- NIGHT] (We open on MARY ALICE, lying in a coffin. A coffin cover, with a label "MARY ALICE YOUNG" is slid over the top. A hand turns a nob, and we see cogs turning as a furnace is opened, and the coffin slides into the furnace.) NARRATOR: After I died, I began to surrender the parts of myself that were no longer necessary. My desires, beliefs, ambitions, doubts, every trace of my humanity was discarded. I discovered when moving through eternity, it helps to travel lightly. In fact, I held on to only one thing - my memory. [CUT TO: EXT. WISTERIA LANE -- NIGHT] (We pan down on the peaceful Wisteria Lane at night, where everyone is fast asleep in their houses.) [PAN TO: INT. VAN DE KAMP HOUSE -- NIGHT] (We pan to BREE lying in bed awake, drumming her fingers.) NARRATOR: It's astonishing to look back on the world I left behind. I remember it all, every single detail. Like my friend, Bree Van De Kamp. (Flashback to:MARY ALICE at BREE's house, talking animatedly as BREE walks in with an easy smile, holding a dish in her hands.) NARRATOR: I remember the easy confidence of her smile.(Cut to:BREE standing at the head of the table, where REX, PAUL and MARY ALICE are sitting. They watch as she drizzles some alcohol over a dish, and lights it on fire.) NARRATOR: the gentle elegance of her hands. MARY ALICE: Wow. (Cut to:MARY ALICE and PAUL leaving, as they say their goodbyes at the front door.) NARRATOR: the refined warmth of her voice. BREE: Bye. NARRATOR: But what I remember most about Bree? BREE: Rex, wasn't that a lovely?(Her smile fades as she sees REX walking off, completely ignoring what she's saying.)NARRATOR: was the look of fear in her eyes. (End of flashback. Resume present) NARRATOR: Bree had started to realize her world was unravelling, and for a woman who despised loose ends, that was unacceptable. (BREE looks at the clock, which reads 5:35 am. She gets out of bed, and goes downstairs. We see her wearing a robe, bending over REX, sleeping downstairs on the couch. She shakes him awake.) BREE: Rex, Rex! You need to get up! REX: It's not even light out. BREE: Please hurry, if the kids see you sleeping down here, they're gonna start asking questions. (takes REX's blanket off him.) REX: Let'em ask, I don't care anymore. BREE: Well, I care. (pulls his pillow out from underneath his head.) They don't need to be burdened with our marital problems, and if we're working things out, the least we could do is try to keep up appearances. REX: (rolls his eyes) Oh yeah, appearances. I keep forgetting about appearances. BREE: Oh Rex, you look so tired. REX: Ah, I didn't sleep. This damn thing is so uncomfortable. BREE: Well, why don't you move back upstairs and sleep in our bed? REX: We're in marriage counselling, Bree, I think that would confuse things. BREE: It's just-I miss you. REX: I know you do. Of course, if I don't get some sleep pretty soon, I'll be forced to move back upstairs out of sheer exhaustion. (goes upstairs) (BREE waits till he moves out of sight, then goes to a cupboard and takes out a pair of pliers. She flips one corner of the mattress up, and cuts one of the wires in half. She bends both sides up so they are vertical. She tests how sharp it is with one finger, then pulls the mattress back on top of the sofa-bed, dusting her hands off and sighing with satisfaction. Teehee. Evil Bree rocks.) 。