中长篇英文笑话带翻译阅读.docx

本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑中长篇英文笑话带翻译阅读中长篇英文笑话带翻译阅读 英文笑话带翻译 中文笑话英文翻译 笑话来源于生活，是学来的笑话是一种经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言我整理了中长篇英文笑话带翻译，接待阅读! 　　中长篇英文笑话带翻译篇1 Be Careful What You Wish For A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husbands turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, Well, Id like to have a woman 30 years younger than me. The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety. 慎重许愿 一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。

他们恰好在同一天出世 庆祝活动中，一位仙女展现了她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望 妻子想周游世界仙女招了招手"呯!'的一声，她的手中展现了一张票 接下来该丈夫许愿了他踌躇片刻，内向地说，"那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人' 仙女捡起了魔术棒"呯!'，他变成了90岁 　　中长篇英文笑话带翻译篇2 My Husband Will Be Home Soon A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face. James replied, My wife loves this beard, I couldnt possibly do it, she would kill me!! Oh please? the girlfriend asked again, in a *y little voice... Oh really, I cant, he replies...My wife loves this beard!! The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping. The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies Oh Michael, you shouldnt be here, my husband will be home soon! 我丈夫连忙就要回来了 一个已婚男人去访问他的"女挚友'时，女挚友要求他剃去胡须。

"噢，詹姆斯，我热爱你的胡子，但我更热爱看到你英俊的面孔' 詹姆斯回复说，"我的妻子热爱我的胡子，所以我不成能剃掉它，否那么她会杀了我的' "噢，我求你了，'女挚友用一种消极的、性感的声音又一次说道 "可是，我不能，'他回复道，"我的妻子热爱这胡子' 在女挚友一再苦求下，他终究屈服同意了夜里，在妻子熟睡时，詹姆斯爬上了床 妻子朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道，"噢，迈克尔，你不理应在这里，我的丈夫很快就要回来了' 　　中长篇英文笑话带翻译篇3 One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it. Oh, that, Frank said. Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box. Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasnt so bad. But what about the 10,000 dollars? Every time I got a dozen, I sold them. 一天，妻子 Sue 在整理床铺时，偶然察觉了一个小盒子。

出于奇怪心，她提防翼翼的开启了盒子，察觉里面放了三枚鸡蛋和10000美元钞票对于相处了20余年丈夫俨然对自己隐瞒了此事，她开头感到有些不解担心 "哦，是这样的，'丈夫 Frank 解释道，"每次我做了对你不忠的事，我就会在这个盒子里放一枚鸡蛋' Sue 虽然对此感到不很欣喜，但是转念又一想20多年的丈夫背着她有婚外情也不过只有三次，想想也不算太坏 "那么另外的那10000美元是怎么回事?' "每当鸡蛋凑够一打，我就卖了换成现金' 看了"中长篇英文笑话带翻译'的人还看了： 1.关于简朴英文笑话带翻译阅读 2.关于英文笑话带翻译阅读 3.关于中长篇英文笑话故事 4.关于中长篇英语笑话大全 5.有关经典英语笑话带翻译阅读 — 5 —。