三打白骨精英语话剧搞笑剧本附中文.ppt

Three Times’ Beating Monster. 三打白骨精T:唐僧(A) S:孙悟空 (B) E:猪八戒(C) J:沙僧(D) B:白骨精(E) B1:B变成村姑 B2:B变成太婆 B3:B变化成老头vT: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? v 阿弥陀佛，我们这是到哪了？ vS: Bajie,map!v 八戒，地图！vE: (摸出，递给S)vS: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）v 师傅，请看vT: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!v 八戒，我跟你讲了多少次了，不要带这种美女的图片！vE: Oh, boss!Forgive me伸手拿回)v 哦，师傅！原谅我吧vT: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westv 为师先替你保管，到西天了再给你vE: But……v但是……vT: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?v 阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地图？vE: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. v 给，嗯……我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不动了！ 再说，我这肚子也饿了。

vS: Fat Pig!v 肥猪!vE: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….v 死猴子，有本事再说一遍，再说……vS: You will what(凶相)?v 再说你怎么样？vE: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).v 我帮你抓虱子vS: Hm!v 哼！vT:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?v 悟空，我也有点饿了，你能去化些斋饭来吃吗？vE: You see , boss is hungry,too!v 你看，师傅不也饿了吗！vT: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!v 八戒！不要忘了是谁吃了我的干粮！vJ: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…v 但是，师傅，假如妖怪趁猴哥不在来了呢……vT: Em…It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?v 嗯…这是个问题。

悟空，你有什么办法没？vS: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）v 没问题！ （白骨精躲在一旁偷看）vJ: This is…?vS: Electric net! I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!v 伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！v T: Em……ok，we will stay in it!v 嗯……好的，我们会呆在里面的！vS: Bye!(飞走)v 俺老孙去也vT: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》v 我们斗地主吧！vB: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)v 哈哈！伏魔圈？太小儿科了吧vB1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?v 我也可以玩吗？vJ: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.v 不好意思，姑娘。

我们在斗地主，三个人够了vB1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!v 噢，机会来了！炸弹！vT: Bomb?(打出)vB1: Double King!v 王炸！vT: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!v 喔…我赢了！嗯…，姑娘，你是老手吧进来教我！vS: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)v 啊，妖怪！vB1: （倒)Ah…… 惨叫声vT: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!v 悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的师傅!vS: She is a monster!v 她是妖怪！vT: Nonsense!(深呼吸)vS: Oh,please don’t……v 噢，师傅，别……vT:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)v 太晚了！ Once more……(紧箍咒)vS: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)vT: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!v 悟空，为师早就跟你讲了！（不要乱杀生）vB: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)v 哼!孙悟空，让我教训一下你！vB2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?v （长老）请问，你们见过我女儿没？vT: Daughter?.(连忙挡住尸体)No,sorry!vS: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell! v 好你个妖怪，我打死你！vE&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)v 师傅，你还好吧？vJ: Look,(伸食指)how many?v 看，这是几？vT:Two…(晕乎乎地)vB3:Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)v 孙悟空，游戏结束了！vB3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)v 噢……女儿，老婆子！谁干的？！！！vS: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)v 妖怪，我要打死你！vT: （想阻止，未及）You,you.(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!v 你，你……你已经伤了三条人命了！vS: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!v 不，他们不是人！都是妖怪变的！vT: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!v 妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再让我看见你！！vS: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未 了》vJ: boss, brother Monkey is.v 师傅，猴哥这是……vT: Don't mention that guy any more!v 不要再提他了！vB: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)vT: （惊）You arevB: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)v 唐僧，你好愚蠢！vB: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,hav 我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈……vS: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.vT: Wukong?v 悟空vE: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）vJ: Our hero is back!v 我们的英雄回来了！vT: I,I can't understandWhat happened?v 发生什么事了？vS: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!v 师傅，你应该提高一下智商了！这个妖怪为了骗你变 化成三个模样！vT: How,how did you find out?v 你怎么发现的？vS: (沉默).Monkey's intuition(直觉)v ……猴子的直觉。

vT: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不 理)I'm sorry(小声)v 悟空，这次是为师错怪了你，对不起！vS: What?vT: I'm sorry.vS: Em? Louder,please?v 嗯？麻烦您大声点行吗？vT: Iamsorry. (S 捂耳) 。