关于1分钟英文笑话阅读-关于地球日的英文笑话.docx

本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑关于1分钟英文笑话阅读:关于地球日的英文笑话关于1分钟英文笑话阅读 一分钟笑话 三分钟笑话 做事情要生动,不能死搬教条,不然就会闹出"郑人买履'那样的笑话本文是关于1分钟英文笑话，梦想对大家有扶助! 　　关于1分钟英文笑话：Virtue Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student. When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. Youll get that degree, dear, she whispered. Perseverance is a virtue. 美 德 获取研究生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员。

一天，电梯里很拥挤，有人怨恨电梯效率太低我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯一向没有换过 结果当电梯门开启时，我感到有人在我的背上可怜地拍了一下，回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑"你会拿到学位的，爱戴的，'她低声说道："坚持不懈是一种美德' 　　关于1分钟英文笑话：Charge for Bread and Butter Some years ago, my dad, an attorney, took me to a fancy restaurant in Now York City. When the bill arrived, there was a $1.50 charge for bread and butter. Dad paid the bill, including the charge for bread and butter. However, the next day, he sent a letter to the resturant stating that the charge was uncalled for. Enclosed in the same envelope was a bill for $500 in legal services. Someone from the restaurant called immediately and asked, What is this $500 bill for? We never ordered any legal services. Dad replied, I never ordered any bread and butter. The $1.50 was returned without delay. 面包和黄油费 几年前，我当律师的爸爸带我去纽约的一家高档餐馆。

帐单上来时，上面有1.5美元的面包和黄油费爸爸付了帐，连同面包和黄油的收费一齐付了但是其次天，他给餐馆寄了一封信，说那项收费是没有道理的随信还寄上了一张500美元的法律服务机构的收费单 餐馆连忙打来，问道："这500美元的收费单是怎么回事?我们从来没有要什么法律机构的服务' 爸爸答道，"我也从来没有要什么面包和黄油' 那1.5美元立刻就寄了回来 　　关于1分钟英文笑话：Too Long The travel editor of a newspaper called, saying she was finally using an article I had written several years earlier. She wanted to be sure the tour information was still correct. I also wanted to make certain, she sheepishly confessed, that youre still alive. Whenever the writer has died, I know Ive held a story too long. 太久 一家报纸的旅行版编辑开启，说她终究抉择要采用一篇我几年前写的文章。

她想确定那旅游信息是否还稳当"我还想确定，'她怯怯地坦白道："您是否还健在每次察觉已经不在人世了，我才知道我将文章压得太久了' 看了"关于1分钟英文笑话'的人还看了： 1.一分钟经典英语笑话大全 2.高中英语一分钟小笑话 3.1分钟英文小笑话精选 4.经典的一分钟英语笑话 5.1分钟英语笑话演讲精选 — 3 —。